I Hate Pledges

Parody of Theory of a Dead Man's "I Hate My Life". Song, lyrics, performance, recording, and video are all original.

WARNING: This video DOES NOT advocate hazing or any other illegal activities, nor was it meant to perpetuate fraternity stereotypes, or target any particular fraternity. It's just for fun!

Enjoy and GO GREEK!!!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Hate
• Pledges
• Hazing
• Fraternity
• pledge
• initiation
• Theory
• of
• dead
• man
• my
• life
• Delta
• Chi

[walkerjordan919]

@mrpres1126 Someone didn't get a bid.

[AYEYOKACY]

fucking geeds...

[Zepolodon2]

23 people are pledges

[mrpres1126]

@walkerjordan919 Why would I put in a bid to be some small dicked dudes bitch? You can live the dream baby, but faggots like you approached guys like me on campus trying to be buddies. We were polite to your face and trashed you behind your back. And that girl you called yours, well, her breath really does smell like dick.

[mrpres1126]

@thatAllygirl22 No stupid whore, I never used a communal shower in college. I sure didn't fuck any dudes ala greek bath houses, you ignorant bimbo. And yes, knowing an alphabet simply to name your fucktard organization makes you a douche bag. I feel your anger though, those ten ugly fraternity faggots you blew to put some greek letters on your shirt must have really hurt your self-esteem. I sure know me and my boys went after attention whores like you for a quick lay.

[JasonW7467]

oh yeah Theta Chi Creed shown!

[xblinkx182xgm]

Cargo pants. NF.

[ENLFRO]

The "stupid" pledges are the future of your fraternity. You were a pledge at one point. Although it appears that whoever wrote this song only joined a frat for the parties. This is exactly what is wrong with so many greek organizations across the country.

[13SuperKings]

@walkerjordan919 What is the bid? I am a senior in college but never joined a fraternity. Also way do people have to be hazed in oder to be in a fraternity?

[thatAllygirl22]

@mrpres1126 oh so because greeks know another alphabet makes them douche bags?? thats the most stupid shit i've ever heard. and i'm pretty sure god damn independents use communal showers as well you fucktard.