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Andy live at Wiseacres outside Washington D.C.
www.AndyAndrist.com
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Comedy

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• andy
• andrist
• abortion
• rape
• babies
• comedy
• stand-up
• unbookables

[Halfdoghalfdeer]

I was just trying to trim down the time a little. Perhaps I trimmed too much. I'll go back and look at it again.

[RayDandy]

@Ucoldchili  it isn't.

[trufiend138]

fuk religion

[hakkespade]

preaching to the choir:)

[zekewargh]

So everything isn´t to be taken literally? Then wich parts are to be taken literally? And who makes that call?

I truly, in my heart pitty you. An adult person with a boogieman under the bed.

Why do you think religion is presented to children? They are easy to manipulate and conform. If you had never heard of religion and someone read you the bible at an adult age, you would tell him/her to get lost.

I really hope you come to your senses some day and start relying on yourself instead of "them".

[bj07bran7]

everything in the bible isnt meant to be taken literally. The old testamment was before Christ, before he gave his life for our sins. It also represented freedom, from the old laws of the old testament, such as stoning a woman to death.

Many things in the old testament are just to be used as metaphor or example

Ask any Christian, they will tell you to focus on the New Testament rather than the old

[zekewargh]

missionarysarahbarry, you really need help. Not as a joke or to be condecending, but you need actual help. The bible also states that i am alowed to own 2 jews, is that ok?

You cannot seriously follow the rules of the bible, first of al, it is fiction, second, it was written by men, men in powerpositions. If George W Gump came out with a bible, would you follow it? It was written by men, man is by nature greedy and faulty, so is the book.

[missionarysarahbarry]

Abortion is an issue only because our society has abandoned Gods Word. God would rather nip this problem in the bud before any abortion could take place. Deuteronomy 22:13-21 says if a husband marries a girl and finds her not to be a virgin, then she is to be stoned to death. Notice the girl is to be killed without a concern of whether she might be pregnant. God doesnt want that selfish man stuck raising a baby which wasnt his! The bible god's answer is to kill both the girl and the baby

[Ucoldchili]

how the fuck is this funny

[benprytherch]

gotcha. It's still hilarious, I just always got a kick out of him pretending to be ultra pro-life.

[benprytherch]

what happened to the original version of this? it used to start with Andy disagreeing with the crowd when they cheered for abortion and claiming to be more pro life than the born against christians. that pretty much sets up all of the subsequent material. were some people not clever enough to figure this out?

[trgkgn]

Thats one of his best bits, brilliant.

Hope some of you unbookables are coming over to the UK next year for the edinburgh or manchester festivals