Sunday Night Alive: Wakey Wakey

Sunday Night Alive's First Rap. Columbia, South Carolina's mark on the map. Picturesque Mixture of Beats and Inspiration to those who seek what is PHAT! Mad props to Aaron Robertson, master blaster, Mad sonic scientist of the body of our song.

People have been asking for the lyrics...here ya go.

Chorus:
Makin that cheddar can't get no betta
Ya Moma...Ya Moma

nine ninety nine

Good morning Columbia is the first thing I hear, when the alarm goes off, blastin in my ear.

It's eight already but I need five minutes more. Hit the snooze button and renew my snore.

It's eight oh five, time to start my day, let's get this thing started the punctual way.

Reach over to my table and turn on the light. Get outta my bed, on the side that's right.

Wakey Wakey, eggs and bakey, I use Crest toothpaste cause my breath way stanky.

It's kicking like Jet Li when I first wake up, I got "Kiss of the Dragon" breath, that's what's up.

Now my teeth way clean so I'm ready to roll, put them Kellog Corn Flakes in my b-fast bowl.

Meal so good, breakfast balanced so tight, let's take a moment to revel in this crunchy delight.

3...2...1...

We got a precipitation situation this is how it's going down, we thought this rain was temporary but it's gonna stick around.

These clouds be comin in and now they comin in droves, it ain't rainin cats and dogs, it's rainin cougars and wolves.

This has been the weather and I'm Gusty Spout, up next we got sports yo, peace I'm out.

Chorus

Now my belly mad full let's clean this body, gotta be funky fresh cause I'm a full fledged hottie.

Make my way to the shower fo my vertical bath, you know these germs and odors bout to feel my wrath.

I make it rain
(splish splash splish splash)

My purity's insane
(splish splash splish splash)

Loofah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Loofah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Shower time's over, throw on some threads, I'm gonna wear that shirt that I stole from Ned's.

I snuck in last night while he was watching TV, dark clothes, dark makeup, can't see me!

To execute the plan, we gotta act fast, knock Ned out with sleeping gas,

Ned's knocked out that shirt is mine, I woulda bought it if it didn't cost nine ninety nine.

Hey yo D diz Ned, where my shirt at? Man you playin me like a punk and you know I can't have dat.

Hey playa flip the script I don't know what shirt you're talkin bout, your tone is kinda whack, don't make me slibbidy slap yo mouth.

It's the illest threads around, you know I gotta flaunt it, the dolla sewed on it, ballin calla popped on it, it even got sprinkles dogonit.

Chorus

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[toolucky52384]

good work, now go study for your frickin LSAT Sven.

[SundayNightAlive]

funny thing about that, Stephen Hayden also goes by Sven, hahahaha....I am invincible!

[boatwrio]

why is this video so hot!? I cant' take it.

[iUseiMac]

hahaha great stuff, i want to see more from these people. the chroma key was pretty impressive, too. well done

[babygurl254100]

lol. funny song. yall need some more!!!

[MandiGirl274]

u guys should sooo make more videos. luv it, ur funny!!!

[mssarha]

this is really funny stuff...you guys should make more.

[bedenbeast]

patrick boatwright is the man!

[YourPeep]

haha, i saw these people at Ignite... I love these guys, they're so funny!

[DEATHLOK480]

that was so fuckin funny make another!!!!!

[JexyMG]

roflcopter

[spsmith37]

this is hilarious

[dzjb240]

AA is the shit for making beats i love this song and the vid is freaking awsome.

[macpaz]

lol dude was posing next to a Mini