Cheesy Pick Up Lines

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A collection of Cheesy Pick Up Lines, as told by Presto The Puppet. Use these at your own risk! (Courtesy of the Pick Up Lines Galore website. For more hilarious pickup lines, visit the URL above.)

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[anastasiag91]

i was so enchanted by ur beauty, i ran into a wall - so, i'll need ur name and number for insurance purposes

LMAO!

[jeraine11]

your lips look lonely..would they like to meet mine?..lol that was funny

[in2universe]

did you just fart? 'cause you blew me away!

[JerZeeBoi91]

"Are you a cashier?"

"...no."

"THEN STOP CHECKING ME OUT! ;)"

What a knee slapper ;D

[NSLEandrejpt]

Can you catch? cause theres two balls commin' your way!

[iPadsRock]

Are you a hooker? Because I'm hooked.

Bad pickup line is BAD!!! :P

[7THUNDERSTRUCK7]

HAVE YOU BEEN SITING IN SUGAR CUZ YOU HAVE A SWEET ASS

[CaitlynElizabeth11]

@jeraine11 That's off of "Cute" by Stephen Jerzak!(:

[Volkner28]

Sometimes I hate Facebook, coz it always asks me "What's on your mind ? " But your always on my mind, I don't want to share it coz I'm scared that someone may like it.

[Volkner28]

Sometimes I hate Facebook, coz it always asks me "What's on your mind ? " But your always on my mind, I don't want to share it coz I'm scared that someone may like it.

[bdhays63]

I hate this guys delivery. Hes trying too hard.. He sounds like a shitty radio dj.. This puppet would kill himself if he could