GALLAGHER WATERMELON SMASHER SHOWS OFF UNDIES

Comedy legend, GALLAGHER, arrived at LAX and chatted, exclusively, with King of the Paparazzi, E.L.Woody, about his career, and showed off his newest fashion invention, men's underwear, with the crotch cut out and worn as a top. He says all it would take is one of the "music whores" like Britney, to wear them onstage, and they would be the fashion hit of the season. He demonstrated the mallet he uses in his stage act to smash everything from computers to his famous watermelon smashing finale. One has to ask, is this where the music group,"SMASHING PUMPKINS", got their name?

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• comedy
• leo gallagher
• gallagher
• watermelon
• hammer
• mallet

[michaelterry1000]

Did he just call Britney and Madonna singing whores ?

[gaBehcuoDsuoitneterP]

Nice you got her license plate. Stalkervision!

[billnye7]

You tell 'em! Grass Cash or Ass nobody rides for free!

[gypsyalaska]

One of the few original comedians in the world!! LOL

[gypsyalaska]

Love this guy. If you are out there checking this out Gallegher... You changed my way of looking at life!! And I thank you. :-)

[TiCLer]

Is he homeless now? The day he dies will be a day for celebration for humanity.

[unclejollyroger]

Gallagher is great with his O and A appearence