Hipsters on Christmas

Stuff hipsters probably would say about Christmas.

10. I'm ironically wearing this ironic Christmas sweater and this ironic hat because it's ironic.

9. I had a beard before Santa made it cool.

8. Reindeer? They're caribou.

7. I thought "Do You Hear What I Hear" was a song about bands selling out.

6. I baked organic, dairy-free, gluten-free, soy-free, vegan cupcakes and made sure I got some of the icing on my clothes so you know I'm artistic.

5. I decorate my Christmas tree with empty PBR cans and vintage dental floss.

4. If I could afford to spend money on people, I'd wrap their gifts in papyrus. That's like really old paper.

3. I posted a picture of myself ironically wrapped in Christmas lights on my blog. I can't tell you what blog it is because you'll taint it with your mainstream.

2. Ironic.

1. On December 25th, I fill my thrifted moccasins with organic carrots for Odin's flying horse, Sleipnir and in return I get new headbands. But you've probably never heard of them.

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[MrsVictoriaLambert]

Well dang, you're attractive.

[ClarityandEmry]

Vintage......floss..........

[AudioLove1]

You are very, veryyyy goodlooking.

also,

"I thought 'do you hear what I hear' was a song about bands selling out"

LOL

[theskydoll]

man when you talking with those lips like that, you're just so sexy.

[TheEdgeOfJudas]

Sexy hipster!

[JcDuhh]

mmmmm <3

[00ellie]

you look so much like Rob Schneider.

[feathertrain]

@aznwhoenjoycomedy google it.

[feathertrain]

what? im not a hipster. get a life bro.

[ScrotumsLAWL]

He makes me wish I was a guy so I could fuck him.

[drummergirl1334]

oh god.... im an emo hipster :o

[aznwhoenjoycomedy]

do people like this really exist ? is "Hipster" an evolved phrase for "Artsy People" ?