Meet Ilan, 17 years old
Fed up with Rav Bina and the way things are going
He decides to bring a girl into the dorm
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play
All right stop!
Now before you walk in the door of this Yeshiva dorm
And do anything with that girl
You better think of the consequence (Who are you?)
Im your Yetzer Tov, your conscience
Thats nonsense
Go in, go to your room, whatever you do is okay
What would Rav Bina say?
'Baruch Hashem hes not a gay!'
Who cares what he says
As long as youve got good taste
Worst comes to worst, youll just picture a bald fat guys face
Yea but if it all goes through like its supposed to
All the Madrichim know you and theyll expose you
Think about it before you do anything with her and hurl
Look at her eat, shes worse than a Sharfmans girl!
Go inside. Don't look back, do this.
Isnt this something youll enjoy more than that tish?
So what if your Neshama dies,
Is it something youll miss?
Do you really think hell find out if you guys kiss?
Ilan dont do it, its not worth it to risk it (youre right!)
Its a Segula, You cant marry it! (I wont!)
Dont even listen to him, the Yetzer Hara's bad for you.
You know what Yetzer Tov, I dont like your attitude.
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Meet Menachem an 18 year old Talmid Chacham
After finishing up a long days learning
He decides to go to Ben Yehuda to let off some steam
Once again, his conscience comes into play
Listen to me
You deserve to take a peek
Youve been learning all week
And all it is is a few drinks
What would Rav Bina think? 'You dirty, dirty Jew!
Oy Tatte! What am I going to make with you!'
You shouldnt take advantage of it, Galus ain't the answer!
Yo look at that drink, does it have a Hechsher? (Uh huh)
Chug that drink right here on the spot, if you dare
Until you pass out, and then forget how you got there.
Man didn't you ever hear its bad to party?
No, I heard its fun, me and a bottle of Bacardi
You really wanna get hauled off to jail?
Man, drink up, get drunk and bail!
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Meet Rav Bina, Rosh Yeshiva of Netiv Aryeh
After catching a student drinking
He contemplates how to deal with him
during a meeting in his office
Calm down, relax, start breathing
Start breathing? You just caught this kid drinking!
While youre in Yeshiva all day working your butt off
He thinks its okay to go and drink all of that Smirnoff?
Wait, what if theres a good explanation for this?
What? He took a stroll, and then stumbled on a Guinness?
All right Yetzer Hara, maybe hes right Rav Bina
But think about his Neshama before you go Meshuga.
Okay, thought about it, still wanna kick him out
Send him home, its worth it, seriously I have no doubt
Come to think of it, if he gets kicked out hell take it to heart
find another Yeshiva, take it serious and get shtark.
Maybe one of the Rabanim has something to say to defend him
Give up, theres no hope, theres no help they can lend him.
Probably, he'll end up in the University of Maryland
Go off the Derech and marry a Shiksa that's a Christian.
He has to go, he cant stay, I know theres no other way
But its your choice if you can make him leave or let him stay
Either way, its best for him as far as I can tell
AZ Ive decided
Get out of my office.
Why you make me yell?
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Shpiel by Kenny Idan Rub
Lyrics, Video Editing and Effects by Kenny Idan Rub
Singing by Kenny Idan Rub and Tzvi Jordan Kantor
Parody of the song 'Guilty Conscience' by Dr. Dre and Eminem
Instrumental Version from geminiflip613 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bz-0IXYivM
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Fake Netiv Aryeh Interviews - Purim 2011- Lev Shlomo, DRSby etan10227,639 views
haha i was in this!!!!!!!
mlevy1990 1 year ago