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Jb And The Moonshine Band

The Perfect Girl

Lyrics:
Home alone the other night I got to drinkin' and a thinkin'
Bout the women of this old world
Well I've known quite a few but between me and you
I ain't never met the perfect girl
They either ain't that fun, or way too young or they ain't gotta like of sense
I don't know if she exists but I'm making up a list that I'm checkin em all against

Well she's gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven
She was born in 86 or maybe 87 she got, full intentions of getting her Ph.D
She got some big ol boobies, a country fied booty
She's a certified bonafide cold blooded cutie
If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be, won't you tell her bout me...

I don't mean to sound picky but relationships are tricky and I'm lookin for a perfect fit
I wanna smoking hot honey with a whole lotta money, whose favorite thing is sharing it
Well u cant' really miss her hell she may be your sister but whoever she might be
You'd be a real life saver if you do me one favor and put in a good word for me

She's gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven, she measures 36-24-37
She got full intentions of financially supporting me
She got some big ol boobies, a country fied booty
And she don't get mad when I watch dirty movies
If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be, won't you tell her bout me

You can tell her that I'm all alone and to call me if she would
You can tell anything, as long as it's all good

But she's gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven, let's me do what I want to 24/7
She got, full intentions of letting me be me
And you know she got some real big boobies, a country fied booty
And she thinks cleanin house is a women's duty
If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be
Won't you tell her bout me

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  • @xshotgun1414x I think u did a great job on the lyrics. Its a great song who cares if u messed up on the lyrics a little bit. Don't matter

  • @dale673455 thanks

  • If your doing uncensored "lyrics" you should have used the uncensored song. -.-

  • @Reata96 these arnt the uncensored lyrics -.-

  • @xShotgun1414x I'll comment on this one because it's the one you screwed up on the lyrics

  • @dhaverlah93 oohhh thats a pretty bad comeback. actually thats the sign of a burn. so ~burn~

Top Comments

  • 5 11 is to tall how about 5 foot seven and smells like heaven lol

  • On XM radio they def say boobies =)

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  • "they're either not that fun or way too young" lol.....what's funny about that? the fact that nobody thinks i just turned 15 and they are extremely let down when they find out. (:

  • @runnergunner93 how bout ur to short im 5 11 thank you

  • who cares bout the lyrics its a great song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I like it!:) you did great

  • Its actually *shes got a big ol dually.*

  • @xShotgun1414x Alright buddy, sure.

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