Bowling For Soup - Val Kilmer

Song - Val Kilmer
Band - Bowling For Soup
Album - The Great Burrito Extortion Case
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Lyrics:
I always thought my movie,
Would be a comedy,
Not quite the tragedy,
That it's become,
More slapstick,
Then chick flick,
More Caddy Shack,
Then Breakfast at Tiffany's,
So thank me at the podium,
For a life time of Contribution,

Turn on the cameras,
Someone queue the extras,
Hair and makeup to the set,

Because the big screen's,
Calling final casting call,
It's your big shot baby,
You're the next big star,
Another stupid movie,
About a guy with a broken heart,
It's falling apart,
Heading for the cutting room floor,
(Heading for the cutting room)
In the sequel honey,
I'm the guy,
Who gets the girl,

So if you miss my movie,
Get the DVD,
Check out the chemistry,
Between you and me,
Less Raising Arizona,
More Steel Magnolias,
So when you walk down that red carpet,
I hope you trip and fall,
I hope someone squirts,
You with a water gun,
A supersoaker filled with pee,

Because the big screen's,
Calling final casting call,
It's your big shot baby,
You're the next big star,
Another stupid movie,
About a guy with a broken heart,
It's falling apart,
Heading for the cutting room floor,
(Heading for the cutting room)
In the sequel honey,
I'm the guy,
Who gets the girl,

All apologizes to Kevin Costner,
And that chick from Monster,
Give me Adam Sandler, Will Farrall, Belushi, and even Val Kilmer,
He was funny in Real Genius,
(What about Top Gun?)
No, Top Gun wasn't funny,
(Whatever,)
Top Secret was funny too,
But he sucked as Batman,

The big screen's,
Calling final casting call,
It's your big shot baby,
You're the next big star,
Another dumb movie,
About a guy with a broken heart,
I'm falling apart,
Steven Spielberg's calling,
And he's setting up cars,

It's your big shot baby,
You're the next big star,
Another stupid movie,
About a guy with a broken heart,
It's falling apart,
Heading for the cutting room floor,
(Heading for the cutting room)
In the sequel honey,
I'm the guy,
Who gets the girl,
Who gets the girl,

I'm the guy,
That gets the girl,
Who gets the girl, (x6)

Category:

Music

Tags:

• bowling
• soup
• val
• kilmer
• burrito
• extortion
• jaret
• reddick
• erik
• chandler
• chris
• burney
• gary
• wiseman
• pop-rock

[kaningraff]

@ralasinchains i never saw girl all the bad guys want as anti punk. its just talking about how he cant be punk enough for a punk girl. and punk rock 101 isnt talking against punks, its talking bad about punk POSERS. u know the dicks that think their punk.

[AmyLeeChick666]

Love this song =D

[ReincarnatedSoulx]

I remember my sister showing me this song 2 years ago I loved it and a week ago I remembered how much I loved this song, I never knew the name but i'm glad I found it! I always remembered the line

And when you walk down that red carpet,

I hope you trip and fall,

I hope someone squirts you with a water gun,

A super-soaker filled with pee~

[natmpoe]

I love this song....except Val Kilmer was amazing as Batman...other than that...woot :D

[sparkleheartrose]

best song ever

[Zooroonies]

@foreverremembered his best movie (in my opinion) is the prince of egypt

[Zooroonies]

BFS's best albums were a hangover you dont deserve, drunk enough to dance, and the great burrito extoration case, sorry for partyin kinda sucked

[middlesizestrawberry]

I think almost everyone agrees that Christian Bale is the best Batman so far, but I still very much enjoyed Val Kilmer's performance in that role. I like this song =)

[Unicylcist4Ever]

@foreverremembered

Their Early Work Was All Named On Word Assosiated games (ever wondered why Belgium Has Its name?? - reason is on their vip podcast

BUt Its a small relation to the tiny section where they are talking about Val's Movies

batman etc

[TheTjoconnor]

@mesteves347 sweatbands, not sweatpants

[mesteves347]

@ralasinchains "My dickies, your sweatpants, my spiked hair, your new vans" Don't know about the sweatpants, but all the others are elements from Punk Rock 101 they use. They're critic about Punk Rock, but they don't exclude themselves from it.