The Tuskarr and the Engineer (Wow Machinima)

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A quick homage to my favorite poem in Alice in Wonderland. This is a parody of The Walrus and the Carpenter (CAN'T YA TELL!!!). The story is told by Christopher Worgen, and he perhaps as a sick scene of humor.

music: "Sneaky Sneak" by Kevin Macleod

Lyrics:

The noob was lvling in STV
grinding with all his might
he did his very best to kill
every jungle troll in sight
and this was odd because he was
a lvl 80 death knight

the Tuskarr and the engineer
were walking side by side
they wept like anything to see
how many trolls have died
"aw, it seems a shame," the Tuskarr said
their sorrow couldn't be denied

if seven priest with infinite mana
rezzed for half a year
do you suppose, the tuskarr said
they they could get it clear
" not on your life," said the engineer
and then he drank a pint of beer

oh, murlocs! come walk with us
the tuskarr rambled more
a pleasant walk, a pleasant talk
along the savage shore
we can only lend a hand to each
we can do with more then four

the eldest murloc gave a shout
and kept it rather brief
the eldest murloc winked his eye
and shook his head in grief
meaning to say he did not choose
to leave the viled reef

but four young murlocs hurried up
all eager for the treat
their hats were brushed, their canes polished
their shoes were clean and neat
and this was odd because you know
they had nothing on their feet

the time has come, the tuskarr said
to talk of many things
of boots, of mounts, and epic raids
stranglekelp, and kings
and why are those things called blistering rot
and whether quilboards have wings

but wait a sec, the murlocs said
before we have out talk
most of us are out of breathe
from our long and pleasant walk
their ain't no hurry, said the engineer
as he glanced upon the clock

a slice of bread, the tuskarr said
is what we chiefly need
pepper, and vinegar besides
are very good indeed
now if your ready murlocs dear,
we can begin to feed

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[dolerbom]

Been watching your videos and sometimes it feels like you are gargling just to make yourself sound like a tauren or a worgen, it just sounds wrong sometimes o.O still enjoy it but thought i would add it as constructive criticism.

[WoWOutcastNetwork]

@dolerbom yea constructive criticism is always good. The thing about it is that doing the voice of Banjo and C.Worgen for a long period of time gets very strenuous on the cords. Drinking either soda or even tea helps for the long recordings.

[IliyaMoroumetz]

Is there any chance to get a copy of the transcript? I've love to read this myself. Just for the lulz. :)

[WoWOutcastNetwork]

@IliyaMoroumetz i can put the lyrics in the description if u'd like

[IliyaMoroumetz]

@WoWOutcastNetwork

That'd be fine. Whichever works best for you.

[WoWOutcastNetwork]

@IliyaMoroumetz ok its in the desciption now :)

[WoWOutcastNetwork]

Hey all, This the the creator of Wow Outcast Network. Id like to say thank you for coming over. I just listened to TB 's pleasant words on it, and im so happy it got featured! But for the record, all the voice acting in this video was done by me, Heckle. I take pride in my VActing, so if you enjoyed it, Thumbs up this comment!!!

[WoWOutcastNetwork]

@mvmkproductions666 because Batman is a worgen lol.

[ShadowWolfRising]

i could use a fish taco about now.

[Shifang]

LOL! "We don't have sitting animations." "Well, sucks to be you then."

[VylenNightfall]

YOUR ASS WILL BURN LIKE GONERRA! XD

[Pwned331]

We dont have sitting animations

[calebboy16]

On snap did they eat the murlocks lolz. The murlocks acts like the minions in overlord

[PinklestheGnomie]

lol nice alice in wonderland connection

[Outlaweevee]

Overovergrown flesh patato hahahahahaha poor rotface xD

[k01dsv]

"are you sitting comftably?"

"We don't have sitting animations :'("

"oh.. well.. sucks to be you then" i lol'd ^^ funny:D