The Fine Kone - A Love Song

Hey Tony, I've got something to say
I watch your videos every day
Your scary humor is so sexy to me
You're contagious like an STD!
Sure, your channel's got six million views
But I think that it's obvious which viewer you choose

I've got a crush on thewinekone
He makes me blush and sigh, he's the reason that I moan
No other youtube guy can make my hormones a cyclone
That knocks out the competitors for the cutest online predator

We're perfect, and you cant deny
Sometimes I unsubscribe so I can subscribe again
I swear I'm legal, baby, I'm nineteen
So you should make me your youtube queen
Don't want to be Mrs. Nerimon
(Ew!)
You're better than him
I want to be Hayley G. Huynh!

I've got a crush on thewinekone
I love his @replies, get his tweets sent to my phone
I'm not gonna lie, he's the reason my mind's blown
He may be a creeper, but I see so much deeper

WHAT?
There's no decent music vid that don't contain a rap
I'm Masta Hayley G and I'm better than that
Some say my flow ain't tight because I'm Caucasian
But my words is so juicy, yours be lookin' like raisins
Mess with me, I'll be prickly like a pine cone
Sit cho booty down; let's get back to thewinekone

I've got a crush on thewinekone
I stalk him and I spy so he's never alone
We'll surely multiply till we need a home loan
We'll have biracial babies like Jon and Kate Plus 80

I've got a crush on thewinekone
Even if I have to tie him up, he'll be my own
Please dont ask me why, I can't help but pine, oh
I'm not overbearing, we're just the perfect pairing
I can't help my staring... hey, what are you wearing?
All that I'm declaring, is Tony, I want you.

Tony:
http://www.youtube.com/thewinekone

My blog:
http://hayleyghoover.blogspot.com

My twitter:
http://www.twitter.com/hayleyghoover

Category:

Music

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[BleedingHeartsLove]

Can someone tell me the brand of theat nail polish or any looking similar to it? None of mine turn out that well.

P.S. love the song. So catchy.

[hayleyghoover]

Sally Hansen HD. It takes an eternity to dry, but it's shiny enough that chips and imperfections aren't noticeable.

And thanks!

[annatheHPtwerdfightr]

don't want to be mrs. nerimon...EW!

haha my thoughts exactly

[chelseabgreen]

Friend: Who's your favorite rapper

Me: HayleyGHoover

[fracacou]

i love ur eyes *;*

[llamamuffinpanda95]

I LOVE your Flight of the Conchords poster

[sandropan]

great job!

[1212rileydog1212]

please put your songs on itunes.

[chelseabgreen]

I really think you need to do more singing videos, this is awesome!

[xmargedx]

OTP

[MissGeorgiaish]

love it so awesome keep up the awesomness

[JelloDVDs]

This reminds me of the song Charlie wrote about you, hayley though I think yours is more sarcarsticly funny. And he can't rap. ^_^ I guess YouTube artist's love to make fake love songs to each other. ^_^ You guys are funny like that.

[mittROMNEY666]

the winekone just used a clip of this