Sex, Hugs, and Handjobs (Official Video)

Brian Cleary (Junior, Journalism) is down with "Sex, hugs, and Handjobs."
http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/2011/10/06/mounting_nittany.aspx

There's a girl with a pen, but she's not using it to write;
Cause she's up at State, dreaming about getting stuffed all night.
She's got sex on her mind and she knows you do too;
Giving boners every Thursday, talking bout getting screwed.
Everybody wants a piece, and some people want her dead;
But you cant deny that she's probably good in bed

Lets talk sex, hugs, and handjobs...

She's the sacrificial lamb to the Collegians rite;
But if she swings by the Orlando, she'll get that good dick all night;
Every Penn State dude wants to put it in her bum;
Her knuckles turn white, toes curl, when she chums.
She says sex ain't taboo and thats alright with me;
Cause I wanna have sex under a crabapple tree.

Let's talk sex, hugs, and handjobs.

Lets get our pelvises moving, we're getting State tonight;
We won't be taking any pictures, at the Nittany Lion shrine.
She doesn't like to ski, heights, or mountain bike;
She'd rather get her thrills from the 50-yard-line.
Well I'm on her side, lets be honest sex is fun;
Cause We'ree all Nittany Lions and we're mounting everyone!

Category:

Music

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• Kristina Helfer
• Human sexuality
• Sex hugs and Handjobs
• State
• Free Love

[soccerfreak9210]

collegian [dot] psu [dot] edu/archive/2011/10/06/mountin­g_nittany.aspx

For context when tosh.0 finds this video...

[DjTSex]

I can't wait for next week's column and accompanying music video. 

[goyanks242]

@brendanwm814 good call, i thought i heard the beat before somewhere

[brendanwm814]

@goyanks242 it's rockin' in the free world. niel young

[amc9199]

this guys definitely next on the list for ending up with her under the crab apple tree

[goyanks242]

Not gonna lie, really want to know the chord progression for this song haha this is awesome

[MrStamatisK]

He is just doing this hoping that she makes her way to his bed. Good work mate! I'm sure she was yours after the first line!

[refugeeca]

rofl. that was one of the dumbest columns I've ever read.

[cmf5198]

WE ARE?

GETTING SOME!