Honky Nincompoop! Merman Paramedic!

This is the theme tune to hit 1970's/80's TV show 'Honky Nincompoop! Merman Paramedic!'. I am Rupert Clusterfook and I am Honky's Biggest Fan and I have decided to honour his memory by writing a blog and also making this video to give you an impression of how the theme tune went. As I explain in the video, it's not the actual theme tune but it's the best I can do in the circumstances. Enjoy!

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[FandangoBirtwhistle]

This is an abomination! I could produce a more convincing version of Honky’s theme tune by passing wind through a tea towel! Have you even heard the original?!!

[HonkyNincompoop]

@FandangoBirtwhistle Look, I’ve made it quite clear that this was the best I could do in the circumstances, I haven’t heard the Honky Theme tune for almost thirty years and I just thought I’d do my best to replicate it as well as I could.

[FandangoBirtwhistle]

@HonkyNincompoop You shouldn’t have bothered! I feel like someone has defecated on the grave of a close relative! I’ve subscribed to your channel, you buffoon, purely so I can keep a close eye you and your besmirching of THE GREATEST TV SHOW OF ALL TIME!

[HonkyNincompoop]

@FandangoBirtwhistle I love Honky more than anyone else in the world and I would never ‘besmirch’ him in any way!

[FandangoBirtwhistle]

@HonkyNincompoop You have a very odd way of expressing this ‘love’! I’m going to check your blog now, you unbearable divot, to see what other examples of besmirchment I can find.

[HonkyNincompoop]

@FandangoBirtwhistle Please leave me alone, I’ve recently had a nervous breakdown.

[FandangoBirtwhistle]

@HonkyNincompoop IF YOU MAKE ANY MORE VIDEOS LIKE THIS I’LL BE THE ONE HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN! YOU PILLOCK!