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Go for Growth! un-Official Liberal Party Campaign Launch Ad

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Uploaded by on Nov 11, 2007

This was a viral video campaign for the 2007 election. Published only a week or so before the election and making fun of the "Go for growth" mantra, it spread very quickly an was viewed over 30,000 times within a few days of being uploaded.
GO FOR GROWTH!!!!
Growth growth growth
LiberalParty07 JohnHoward2007
This election, Go For Growth with Howard and Costello.
Years of unprecedented growth are upon us and it's time for another three. V8 Cars, hummers, houses, units, plasmas, computers, toys, gadgets, magazines, gazebos, Motorbikes it's all yours as we sell sell sell everything we've got, to buy em!
Coal, Crude Oil, Wood Chips, Bauxite, iron Ore, Uranium, Hafnium, Magnesium, Sliver Bronze, Copper, Nickel... we're digging it up and you're living it large!
Go for Growth Growth Growth -- it'll never end!! Get another credit card, another mortgage, it doesn't matter, you can pay it off coz this gravy train is NEVER STOPPING.. even if it does we'll sell radioactive waste dumping rights to the world and bling bling it's more growth growth growth.
Unbelieveable growth -- 5% 10% 20% 50% 100% per year -- it's unbelievable, but you'd better believe it.
China's Doing it, India's doing it Why can't we?? So buy buy buy, borrow borrow borrow, and buy buy buy some more, and when you don't want it -- chuck it away -- we've got all the space in the world!! Dump it and buy another one!
Computers, electrical, bedding, stereos, menswear, hardware, alcohol, cigarettes, pornography, sex toys, viagra, penis enlargers - everything has got to grow!
House prices. Doubled! School fees -- doubled! Uni fees Doubled! Petrol prices doubled! Food prices doubled! Interest rates doubled! Military budget doubled -- body count doubled!
So go for Growth growth growth -- a bloody big malignant cancerous growth the size of Antarctica -- but who cares, there's no future like today so GO FOR IT!!!
The sky's the limit -- in fact there is NO LIMIT to GROWTH! WHY?? Because Jesus is coming and he'll take us all to heaven and we'll all have unlimited riches, leave this godforsaken planet behind!!!
Written by John Howard and the Hillsong Church -- spoken by the imitation crazy warehouse guy!

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  • Another 5 million australian dollars off to help "victims" in palestine... "victims" which have done nothing to stop the terrorist element which is allowed to breed out of control in their country attacking israel, hence they're reaping what they've sowed. labor love throwing the money to other countries. i also cant believe that 10 billion was handed out to ppl on centrelink benefits. it should have been spent building worthwhile infrastructure or repairs to roads etc.

  • Totally agree with that. 10 billion dollars! Plus the 6 billion they handed out to Toyota - that's 16 billion dollars of our money, that could have kick-started an entire new industry, and certainly set up massive infrastructure, not just blown on Christmas crap, beer and Hybrid cars, which will be useless without petrol.

  • Lil' Johnny's teacher: Stand up and go for growth, John.

    John: I AM standing.

    Lil' Johnny's teacher: Oh!

  • hehe

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  • John Howard had more respect internationally that the vile individuals we had/have now!

  • Pretty funny shit right there, you need to do one called go bust bust bust for the current gov matey. I'd say growth is looking pretty fucking good right about now after a few years of ol labour back in town, LOL their like the bad guys in the westerns, riding in town shootn the shit out of the place, killing a few innocent people and burning some shit down and riding off in the sunset....! But hey, in life you always have to have those low life dumb ass ferrals to ruin life for everyone right!

  • the greens are doomed!

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  • @Cyrius01 "Could have started a new industry" ... that's a good one! The ALP can't use money to start new industry because they'll get called communist. Better to help out existing industry than blow it on middle-class welfare, or funding monopolies and millionaires with subsidies like the Liberals do. Telstra shares anyone?

  • @Cyrius01 "Could have started a new industry" ... that's a good one! The ALP can't use money to start new industry because they'll get called communist. Better to help out existing industry than blow it on middle-class welfare, or funding monopolies and millionaires with subsidies like the Liberals do.

  • The only cancerous growth is Socialism.

  • LOL

  • @TheA340guy Deluded fool

  • the funniest ever and sadly the truth

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