A Joe Jonas Love Story: Can't Have You (Chapter 1)

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Jasmine- so I am about 5 minutes away from my aunts house in Dallas. I am so excited I can't believe the Jonas brothers moved about 3 houses down! Omj I just pulled up I am so excited my aunt isnt home yet I walk inside put my stuff in my guest room and call my Jonas sister BFF aurora.
Aurora- jasmine! Are you excited where are you? Have you seen them yet? What are you doing?
Jasmine- hold on girlie I havent even gotten ready yet Im in Victoria secret sweats.
Aurora- Oh thats hot
Jasmine- You know it! But seriously what should I wear???
Aurora- well you should wear a sexy black leather spy suit with awesome spy boots
Jasmine- OH YES cause I so own that
Aurora- he fine how about skinny jeans and a cute tee
Jasmine- okay now were talking
As I look outside the window I cannot believe my eyes when I see two GORGEOUS boys playing football outside
Jasmine- OMJ AURORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holy crap I I I see Kevin and JOE playing football outside whaaaaat should I do omj omj omj
Aurora- first TAKE A BREATH then do your makeup and get ready
Jasmine (inhales DRAMATICALLY)
Aurora- OKAY OKAY LET IT OUT!!!!
As I am frantically getting ready I poke myself in the eye with eyeliner because I hear girl voices outside
Jasmine- OUCH CRAP!!!
Aurora- oh no what did you do now
Jasmine- shut up!! I poked myself. OMJ there are girls outside WHAT DO I DO???????
Aurora- you should turn the sprinklers on!!!
Jasmine- okay I LIKE IT
I run to go turn on the sprinklers on a group of video girls they all scream and get back in their car and drive away I go back to the room to finish my makeup
Aurora- WHOA I have a good idea you should take them something.u should bake something
Jasmine- ME??!! BAKE
Aurora- NOOOOO NEVER MIND

Jasmine- ooooohhhhhh sugar cookies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PERFECT
Aurora- UH NOT!!!! What about nick???? You can't take him that! DO YOU WANT HIM TO DIE???? YOU CRAZY????
Jasmine- omj calm down okay okay I found muffins!!!!!
Aurora- ooohh okay fine thatll work
Jasmine- okay what should I take them in? I want it to look pretty!!!
Aurora- do you have a basket or something???
Jasmine- hmmmm let me look
As I look I hear more girls in the yard hmm think fast how do I get rid of the them???? I go outside and one girl tall blonde trampy gets out of the car
Video girl- omj we heard the Jonas brothers live by here do you know where the house is??
Think think what should I say
Jasmine- actually they live a few streets down
Video girl- omj thank you soooooo much
Jasmine- no problem good luck!!!!!
Haha kind of mean but hey im a girl on a mission and Intend to get my man (Joe that is)
Aurora- so are you gonna go over there??!!
Jasmine- well yeah but Im scared I wish you were here with me
Aurora- I will stay on the phone as long as you want me too
Jasmine- okay cool
So I start to walk over the Jonas house my heart is pounding SO HARD I swear you can see it coming through my shirt as I am about to reach the house I drop my plate of cookies and muffins
Jasmine- urgh I am so clumsy I dropped it
Aurora- hahaha of course you dropped it!! You are so funny
So I threw my broke plate of cookies and muffins in the nearest trashcan and run back to the house I gotta get over to Joe RIGHT AWAY I see girls going over to the house I need a new plan!!!!!!!!! I decide to get on my aunts roof and I can actually see them perfectly playing the in the backyard aurora is so mad that I am up here she yells at me to get down
Aurora- JASMINE!!! GET DOWN!!!!! Your gonna kill yourself
Jasmine- NO I can see them ooohhhh there's a cd player Im gonna dance dance dance
Aurora- NO GET DOWN
As I am dancing big rob comes out and sees me starting at the boys he yells to me
Big Rob- HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?????? What's your name what are you doing up there???
Jasmine- my names jasmine but my grandma calls me TROUBLE
as I am talking I lose my balance. And fall off the roof!!!!!!!

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Story by Justine
Video by Charity

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  • Video girl- omj we heard the Jonas brothers live by here do you know where the house is??

    if you sing that line along with the original one in the song, it's insanely tight!

  • OMJ you sooo need to continue

  • plz post more

  • this is funny is an awesome way!!!!!!!!

  • omg!!!! i was cracking up the whole time!!!! which is a good thing!!!

    i cant believe she fell off the roof!!!! lol :b

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