I love Sarah Palin because Jesus does

If you are a feminist, quit being such a lesbian! Clearly Sarah Palin needs to be elected so everyone will understand and only know the story of Creatinism and the joy that is abstinence

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• Anti-Sarah
• Palin
• Sarah
• anti-feminist
• political
• satire

[IndiMusicLover]

Jesus would be pro torture. He would also own a gun and support the bombing of Iraq. Jesus spoke to Mrs California and told her that altering the breasts god gave her would be biblically correct, he said it would be the Christian thing to do especially if she put her boobs to use by posing topless.

Jesus also said that "Abstinence only" works best for everyone except the Palin family. He said theres not much good lookin poon in Alaska so the Palin women are allowed to give it up.

[storm96cloud]

I also think Jesus meant pro-life as in only pro-rich white people...

[IndiMusicLover]

God blessed Obama with the win not Palin!! Thank you Jesus for supporting Obama and helping him win the election!!

[storm96cloud]

Rumor has it after the past election the Republican party is looking into god-fiddle proof electing equipment. Yeehaw if Jebus doesn't vote for us then keep him out of it!

[mayanchild]

If you listen to the last line she says: "this is one woman, behind Sarah Palin, no matter what, cos I don't know no better".

It's an act!

Perhaps, more attention to detail is whats missing in the US?

If I was an American right now I would pay VERY CLOSE attention to what's actually being said.

Good luck! Btw, a poll here in Australia showed 70% of us hope Obama gets in & only 12% are hoping for a McCain win! Please don't vote another republic moron in, we want to bring our troops home!

[storm96cloud]

Woohoo someone who gets it! If you have seen my other video more facts about America, you would realize how sarcastic I can be! Although some of the comments are from conservatives, some are in fact not getting the joke...

[WhitboyPimp]

um i sincerely hope this is a joke.

[mgkpraesi]

I have news for you, poor girl. There is no Jesus and there is no God!

[alex630710]

The story of Cretinism . Amen to that Sarah Palin

[sxv123]

I just stepped out of the kitchen to talk about Sarah pollen

[Dogmeat1950]

@IndiMusicLover hahahaha, right on. O ya and aand he created the world before he created the Sun.....lol

[somethingblablabla]

Fail =D

[trapper439]

Nice satire. I liked the way you managed to nail the timid and fearful voice mannerisms, and the slight desperation in the eyes that are typical of the kind of Palin supporter who isn't actually frothing out the mouth or chewing on the sofa.

PS Write to your member of Congress and tell them that you won't support any Healthcare reform that *doesn't * include 'death panels'. Remember to mention that you are stockpiling guns in order to get ready for the Rapture, you betcha.