Bulgeasaur - I Really Have to Pee [Official Music Video]

So I made a rap. Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous. It was supposed to be. But we still like it a lot.

Beat made by me.
Other rappers: Andrew and JP

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LYRICS

(Alex)
I'm a thug (WHAT?!?)
I like to drink milk, but not really whole, 2% is in a bowl and I'm really gonna get a boner when I put the milk into my mouth, BIZ!!!
It's really really yummy, and I love my mommy and food is in my tummy HAHA!

(JP)
Yo pass the torch, pass the torch and give me room, I'm about to go off and we runnin this beat
Yours truly droppin heat, yo biz in my bus. and you givin me shiz, I smackaho on tha lips Jipple on the track

(Andrew)
And now its sexy, move real slow, get up, get next to me
I feel you movin close,
I dunno if I can take this dose,
Let's move to the kitchen and make me a sandwich

(Alex)
HAHA!
I'm weezy, you're weezy,
We're all lil' wayne
(coughing)
Back again with another flow,
And I really gotta pee so I'm gonna go
To the bathroom
(peeing)
Now I feel so much better
So I'm gonna spit,
I'm not Obama with a cheap trick
And I look like Osama
With a momma
Who's white man, but I'm light skinned
Got a mic man
And might stay up all night, man
Cause I'm cool like that
I'm even on a rap,
So eat it mom!

(JP)
Jipple has returned,
The king from the 3rd Lord of the rings
I'm back for re-election
Just adding Biz to my collection
Vote for me,
The new party
And I will keep you up til mornin 23s like Jordan,
But the name is Jipple

(Andrew)
I don't know what to say
Cause I'm producing this track
And I can't really rap
But I still know where it's at
It's all about the food
And I really like cake and pie
It tastes good in my tummy
And is pleasing to the eye

CHORUS:
Wear our pants around our waste,
Cause we're real gs
We ride around the city in our big white ts
Grab some change and maybe some B's
Get back in the car
And hit up mickey d's

(Audrey):
Guys, that was terrible

(JP)
Jipple closin out,
Cleanin up the mess,
Got me tailored sheets
To fix this dirty bed,
Yours truly up next,
Then we got sexy
Grab a roll of bounty,
Its about to get messy

(Alex)
Now a days everybody wants to talk
Like they got somethin to say,
But I got somethin to say
And I'm gonna put it up today
I'm choking on my own spit
This time I'm gonna slow it down for the G's
Like a lean steak,
I'm on a mean break
... That didn't make any sense

(Andrew)
We're coming to the end and just filling up time,
We started spitting nonsense just looking for a rhyme
... Man, what the h-e- double hockeysticks the fudge are we doing?
Let's go get some cake!!

(Alouicious)
Wait guys, when do I get to rap?!?

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[wizzybeff123]

whats JP's channel name? you need to advertise him

[aletsthegreat]

He doesn't have one

[presleykmusic]

OMG I LOVE IT! quick question what did you use to make the beat and what did you use to record yalls voices onto the computer?

[aletsthegreat]

We used FL Studio for both.

[aletsthegreat]

yeah we just have sex all the time. no big deal...

[rawrr34]

tell jp to get a channel

[juneanthonywhite]

Pssssshhhh. . /White/ boys. <3

[whalewithay]

i dont recall ever subbing you...but whatever X3

[xCherryPanda]

It is obvious they get all the bitches.

[Joeveloso]

Very nice guys! lol

[marciozack]

alets where can I download the critter song? I forgot the link...thanks

[S0108J]

I subed lol

[PreppyPoser1]

Damn you guys are really homos? Not cool.

[WonderlandGirl457]

Hahaha! You guys are hilarious. :)