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How Can I Be Famous? A Song About Famous Asians

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Uploaded by on Jun 24, 2009

How Can I Be Famous? A Song About Famous Asians.
By: Robert Woo

Lyrics:
I dont know kung fu
I cant drift Subarus
And though Ive worked in a sweatshop or two
Im no Jimmy Choo

I didnt do well in school
I cant broadcast the news
And though I work on internet things
I didnt start Yahoo!

My parents say my dreams are absurd
Cuz I didnt go to Harvard

I was not OJ's judge
My cooking tastes like sludge
And though I can get quite angry sometimes
I won't carry a Grudge.

They say my chances are one in a million
Its too bad Im one in three billion

How can I be famous?
As an Asian man?
What will be my breakthrough?
What will be my plan?
I could get my own TV show
But look what happened to Margaret Cho
An Asian lead character? Oh hell no.

Yeah I'm not bad to look at
But I ain't no Kelly Hu
And I cant really swing a bat
And I can't play no cello too
No, I cant win at no Black Jack
No, I cant golf, my game is wack
No, I cant guard a guy like Shaq
No, I cant direct a new Brokeback
No, I cant dodge a space attack
No, I cant eat hot dogs as a snack
No, I dont have a lovely rack
No, I cant make the Beatles crack

How can I be famous?
As an Asian man?
What will be my breakthrough?
What will be my plan?
I don't want to compromise
But I'll have surgery on my eyes
I'll be willing to Caucasianize, so I
Could just be famous

Song #1

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  • Off the fuckin Hook

  • You can still write a manga :)

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  • @GamerKid121 this vid ain't crappy!

  • いい歌だね:D これからもよろしくね~。(#^_^#)

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  • go to SM Entertainment and work there as a Trainee after 5-6 years you'll work in a group and finish :PP

  • This is a great start!

  • Hope you read this!! I love you guys <3 :)

  • Great song but your guitar is way out of tune.

  • thumbs up if ur watch this in 2011

  • its ok if u dnt have a lovely rack we love u just the way u r lol

  • omg you and taylor should be comedians or comedy movie writers.

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