The Mark Cohen Band - Little Dick (Live)

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Mark Cohen is a comedian/songwriter/actor. This version of "Little Dick" was recorded live at The MBar in Los Angeles CA on October 23rd 2010. A studio version is available on Mark Cohen's CD "Think Of Sex" available at iTunes http://bit.ly/ao1pEt
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The Mark Cohen Band is:
Mark Cohen - Lead Vocals, Rhythm Guitar
Martin Olson - Bass Guitar
Gary Dean Ruebsamen - Keyboards, Background Vocals
Jon Manfrellotti - Lead Guitar
Kevin Robertson - Drums
Lindsay Wray - Background Vocals
Siobhan Velarde - Background Vocals

Little Dick

when I grew up It was no fun
on me the kids did pick
they called me dumb
but worst of all
they called me "Little Dick"

Little Dick Little Dick
hour after hour
Little Dick Little Dick
in the gymnasium shower

all the years of taunting
destroyed all my self worth
every time someone yelled out "Little Dick"
I worried about my girth

so when I started dating
I didn't wonder why
when that first young lady
saw me naked
she sat down to cry

Little Dick Little Dick
Ringing through my head
Little Dick Little Dick
she pulled me to the bed

Hours later when we were spent
from rolling on the floor
"Little Dick Little Dick"
she begged and screamed for more

You see this little dick name
was really quite absurd
I never really had a little dick
It's just my dad's name is Richard

Little Dick Little Dick
In fact it's kind of large
Little Dick Little Dick
much bigger than a barge (You Can't Believe It!)
Little Dick Little Dick
everyone does shout
Little Dick Little Dick
Until I whip it out (It's True)

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