Gordon College Gurls

A parody of Katy Perry's "California Gurls" in honor of all the lovely ladies at Gordon College ;). It was made for the 2011 Gordon Globes.

Written, sung, acted and produced by Alyssa Bailey
Directed and filmed by Charles Downing
Edited by Sara North

Thanks to all of our numerous extras, especially Jud Carlberg, Dan Tymann, Greg Carmer and our dancers! :D

Lyrics:

[Greg Carmer] Greetings loved ones, let's take a journey

I know a place where the snow is always whiter
Liberal arts school, freedom within a framework
Sipping Jud's Suds, laying underneath the pine trees
The boys break their necks trying to count ya, it's the ratio

You can travel the world
But nothing comes close to the North Shore coast
Once you start praying with us
You'll be falling in love

Gordon College Girls, we're unforgettable
We're friends with everyone on the block
We'll bake you stuff so hot you'll need assistance

Gordon College Girls, we're so reliable
We'll watch your kids, they never will cry
Endicott can't represent so throw your hands up

Late nights in Jenks, we hit the books so we can ace it
We freak when we do, Eli Donis on the stereo

You can travel the world, but nothing comes close to the North Shore coast
Once you start praying with us, you'll be falling in love

Gordon College Girls, we're so fashionable
Jesus tats always apply
We rebel by getting a nose ring

Gordon College Girls, we're so confidable
Tell us your dreams, don't be shy
Sports, dance, campus news, we're everywhere you go

[Eli Donis] Sweet, smart, worlds apart, ain't another in this player's heart
Wild wild East coast, these are the girls I love the most
I mean the queens, the dreams of the rings and springs
Kiss her on the beach that sings

The girls are great, whether in Chase, all over the place
I'm okay, not gonna play, go insane when G.C. calls my name
Doesn't matter what you do, Fulton, Wilson, Evans, Drew

Home boys, hanging out
G.C. girls, what it's about
Singing, believing, succeeding, no beating the GC king and queenie
Alyssa my Bailey (yeah?), come over here lady (uh-huh),
Sharing all your knowledge, 'cause you representing Gordon College Girls

Fine young Christian girls, we're so compatible
Halos 'round our heads till we die
Keeping it cool till spring when we get our rings

Gordon College girls, we're not equateable
One by one no girl is the same
Endicott can't represent so throw your hands up

Gordon College, Gordon College girls
Gordon College, Gordon College girls

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Alyssa
• Bailey
• Sara
• North
• Charles
• Chuck
• Downing
• Gordon
• College
• GC
• Globes
• 2011
• Katy
• Perry
• California
• Gurls
• parody
• music
• dance
• singing
• student
• film