Vagina Aint Handicapped

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My vagina ain't handicap, vagina ain't handicap
So what I can't walk? My vagina aint handicap
My vagina ain't handicap, vagina ain't handicap
Voice's high when I talk...but my vagina ain't handicap

I don't keep it real...you know I gotta keep it wheels (rolling, rolling, rolling)
Laughing at the hoochies that are walking in their heels
My legs don't work, to be honest what's the deal?
But still strut the goodies, talking nonsense with my squeals (high pitch noises right here)
...so pop a squat and cop a feel, this'll be hard to top
Not only offer great sex, but best spots in parkin lots (honk honk)
I'm handy and got swag, ...so you know this tard is hot (durrrr)
Plus I got a crew of grimmeys, my nurse is known to target shots
...so throw me on a track, and I'll finish the race...
...as long as there ain't a dirt road, or a stick in my way
I'm just a thug ass nigga, that's pretty simple n plain
I can't even move my fricken knees, ...but still I kick it all day (Hiyaaaaaa)
You can wither away, like a tulip's undeveloping sac
Cuz it ain't about handicap vagina, it is irrelevant, fact!
I've had sex with normies, they were pelting my ass
...and once you go cripple, well, they just ain't ever been back

My vagina ain't handicap, vagina aint handicap
So what I can't walk? My vagina aint handicap
My vagina ain't handicap, vagina aint' handicap
Voice's high when I talk...but my vagina ain't handicap

I'm FIREEEE, saucy steeze, never see me all timid...
Me noodle be nuff to wanna stick ur meatballs in it (DING DING FOODS READY)
Gimmicks? ...I'm no like other girls, I'm profound in bed...
Must be hurricane season...No droughts, all wet...
But baby if you're worried yet you're still down for sex
U can't impregnate me through the tube around my neck! (FUCK A FALLOPIAN TUBE)
Can't take down this mex...bitches are under my class...
They'll never be as high as me... No regards to my wonderful stash... (PUFF PUFF)
And my wheels are so clean... It's funny you ask...
Geicko saved U 15%... Laura saved you more money on gas...
INDEPENDENT WOMAN, macking niggs, im the best in their face...
Cuz nothings an obstacle to me... except a staircase...
I tear fakes... It's the perks for me... Without reluctant certainty
My vagina aint' handicap... Been no reconstructive surgery (NOPE!)
My sweet nectar if U thirsty G. Even if U feelin skeptical.
Forget it you. Cuz mama always said, to eat your vegetables ;)

My vagina ain't handicap, vagina aint' handicap
So what I can't walk? My vagina aint' handicap
My vagina ain't handicap, vagina aint' handicap
Voice's high when I talk...but my vagina ain't handicap

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[Genghis Ron]

Weird part of youtube... We meet again.

[FuuuUsernames1111]

lol wtf thelonelyisland liked this=.=

[ThaSav976]

I love this bitch

[David Gil]

RIP

[intoxicatedbiscuit]

rip

[ButThatBelt]

This is still one of the greatest things I have ever seen. You were an absolutely wonderful woman. Such a great sense of humor. Rest in Peace.

[ahaavaa]

she died... :( in 2012

[Kyle Robinson]

SLAY!

[darthweird360]

maybe they were hanging out together and they liked the vid.

[CehLops]

i remember skyping her, she was funny, rip

[dontae brown]

That was funny