God, Religion, Atheism & Jokes

Religious people say some funny things

Category:

People & Blogs

Tags:

• God
• atheism
• jokes
• atheist
• religion
• funny
• laugh
• riddles
• Bible
• comedian
• George
• carlin
• passed
• away
• dead
• died
• penn
• teller

[anthonymilessee]

Atheists Jack & Jill

Went up the hill

to fetch a pail of logic

Athesim fell down

& once again broke-down

& Dawkins, Stalin, Hitchens & Mao,

Came tumbling down.

The laws of logic can't b scooped up in a pale; they r non-material/fixed; only theism provides the pre-necessities for the laws of logic. Theism is certain

[Alucard9692010]

@anthonymilessee

Upon the heavens which have given me only hell… I will have i will have my revenge.

From the very start, no one was standing in heaven,

not you, not me, not even god.

But the emptiness in heaven which is to hard to endure shall end,

because one day, I will stand in heaven.

And upon the heavens which have given me only hell… I will have i will have my revenge and you will all know fear .

[anthonymilessee]

@Alucard9692010. nope.

u get a F for Fail in ontology

F in epistemology

the good news is all your rants presuppose theism for atheism lacks the a priori essentials to account for the laws of logic required for intelligibility

repent and find forgiveness for your self-hating pale soul

[Alucard9692010]

When I was a kid I used to pray to god every night for a new bike. Then I realized that god doesn’t work that way so I stole a bike and ask god to forgive me 

[anthonymilessee]

@Alucard9692010 and your profligate heart has grown darker and darker as you embrace wickedness as well as irrationality in an attempt to lie to yourself. typical

[tfavors28]

You could have at least made an effort to make these jokes funny

[psychehaha]

A prioricity doesn't imply theism. Even Kant admitted that. Sorry.

[chrisnorred]

What an aratiomalist



[chadd990]

what the hell? is this nephlimfree's twin brother?

[TVsucks10]

Let's see.....

God killed people including women and children in a great flood

God approves slavery

God hates homosexuals

God is okay with murder

God turned Egypt's water into blood, and killed all of their firstborn

God condones and approves rape

I like this God guy he seems to be a real nice fellow : D

Dunno what I'm talking about? Thinking I'm lying? Then read the bible more you fucking christian

[Alucard9692010]

@anthonymilessee

You get an F in Humor.

Repent and find a sense of humor for your self-hating mind.

It is quite funny that a channel based on jokes on what he perceives as atheists, does not recognize a intentionally atheist old school stereotypical comment, posted just for a laugh.

Best regards,

Me.

[StrangerOnABus]

err.. yeah... the only thing I can think of saying that you will understand- doo doo head, you go call doctor, he give candy, he take you pretty white room, you go better! :D

[anthonymilessee]

Eeny Meeny Miny Moe

Catch some logic by the toe

If it's Matter let it lay

In a bucket for a day

Yet hard & physical it is not

For Yes is Yes & not: no

Thus the irrational atheist does not know.

- Atheists cannot account for the Non-Material, immutable, atemporal Laws of logic, God who is: Non-Material, immutable, atemporal does, thus atheism is self-refuting.