I'm on a boat - LOST

Video edited by Jasper Thayer Apple Certified Final Cut Studio Master Pro.

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LOST & The Lonely Island... therefore this boat is REAL!!!!

Mad about the Lost Finale? You're not alone, so film genius Jasper Thayer will allay your anger with a sweet ballad of boats by mixing Andy Samberg and the rest of Lonely Island taking on the cast of Lost.

No other version of a lame review of the Lost Finale will give you chills like "I'm on a boat" to the six seasons of Lost and leading up to the finale. (Didn't it not make sense for having the extreme number of boats that were available to stranded survivors?)

We promise that this short video will make sense, unlike the somewhat illogical ending of Lost.

You'll be screaming Sawyer's favorite phrase for hours after watching this, "Son of a..."

Even Vincent the dog from Lost would love this version of 6 seasons of goodness. He'll lay down with you at the end of your life out of gratitude for letting him listen and watch this film.

Even the Man in Black was allayed when he listened to and watched this Lost finale tribute. Although we're pretty sure he was jealous that Jacob got to watch it first. He was last seen flying around the jungle as the Smoke monster after we told him. (Luckily we hid in a patch of bamboo).

In fact, Jacob gave it two thumbs up. Sayid rigged a makeshift Youtube watching device to watch it, and Danielle rigged it up to the radio to make sure it would play 16 years in a row.

And why not? Hurley paid for this version and Charlie was jealous of the lyrics. (I'm not sure how "You All Everybody" makes sense anyway).

Boone listened to it and exclaimed, "Teresa will be falling up the stairs and down the stairs after watching this!"

Shannon was said to have exclaimed multiple French phrases in delight after seeing the rough cut.

Did you know that the polar bears migrated just to see the rough cut? That's right the actual Dharma initiative was the code word for this project. And the numbers were old locker combinations that Jasper used for his school days.

Jacob was last seen scribbling on cave walls random numbers and people he thought could replace Jasper if Jasper ever died.

"The genius must continue!" He exclaimed.

So if you find yourself crash landed on an island with nothing but a laptop, a YouTube account, and Lost clips... You know what your there for. But be careful, the polar bears are known to attack because they are very fond of Jasper and his version of the film. You better make a good version or face the consequences.

This Lost finale tribute featuring "I'm on a Boat" rocks!"

Jin, after meeting Jasper and watching his video, became eerily protective of Jasper and made him keep putting on more clothes (we think it was some kind of Korean superstition thing). Sun kept blurting out English in front of Jin because of Jasper. (Great job pal, you almost separated them with your film making genius).

"This is better than Heroine!" Someone heard Charlie just say.

Sayid just told me he's going to torture anyone who hasn't seen this video with bamboo underneath their fingernails. He said he's working with Michael and Jin to build a boat and he's coming to your house to make you sign up for Youtube to watch this video.

All the cast members after death huddled into a small church to watch this video over and over until the rest of their friends could join.

It was a beautiful moment where they entered the light of Jasper's video and actually lived the genius of the Lost finale tribute for real.

Even Jack's father drank himself to death because he realized he wasn't going to live long enough to watch this video.

Consider yourself lucky.

Sawyer shot random people until he knew he was able to watch it. He was jealous that a person named "Sawyer" would see it before him.

One more word of warning, John Locke says that this Lost tribute demands something in return for letting you watch it. But you should listen to it because it is wise and knows what way you should go.

And then he was murdered.... Oh well.

Enjoy the Lost Tribute!

Or suffer the consequences of the smoke monster, or having to watch Walt for a few hours while Michael golfs.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• I'm
• on
• boat
• LOST
• Lonely
• Island
• Desmond
• Hume
• Sayid
• Jarah
• Jack
• Shephard
• Hurley
• Hugo
• Reyes
• Kate
• Austen
• John
• Locke
• Sawyer
• Daniel
• Faraday
• Charlie
• Pace
• Ben
• Linus
• T-Pain

[KyoLocke]

Real missed opportunity when there's actually a scene with Charlie selling copy machines.

[AntigoneAeterna]

I think this one is slightly better than the one that has 20,000 more veiws haha. I love how you added the clips with Jacob/ManInBlack and Ben/Locke. Really nicely done!! Makes me miss LOST soooooo much...

[theusualsuspect5]

Charlie was sooo awesome

[CrAzYcHiCa428]

So...Penny is a mermaid now? :P

[KYSNB]

This song by itself COMPLETELY SUCKS azz without the video!lmfao! This was a fkn great idea!lol!

[TheTvrulesthenation]

1:21 badass look off Sayid :P

[bigdirtypj]

That really pissed me off when charlie died! He could have fit right in when they went back in time to the Dharma Initiative!

[SensationsSsSsS]

@JasperThayer

LOL You're sick brow... Nice montage tho ;D

[MrHateThisShit4]

awesome

[MrHateThisShit4]

awesome

[thedarkassain15]

awesome man