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FIFA CREATED PLAYER HIGHLIGHTS: Manchester United VS ADO Den Haag

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Uploaded by on Feb 13, 2009

Manchester United is:

Sherman Ballsweat
Sperm Bank
Anal Fungus
Power Stick
Damned Crabs
Jaime Leftwich
Michel Soufle
Sven Twinkel
Felipé Douche (Franck Ribéry's long-lost brother)
Douglass Fairy
Sylvestre Pontoon

Two notes of clarification:

Michel Soufle's name is misspelled for a grievous reason: the American seamstress we hired at minimum wage simply refused to spell any Frog word correctly. She has been reprimanded fitfully: we sold her to a bank and now she is paying off a 5 million dollar loan.

It is still under debate whether Felipé Douche is in fact Franck Ribéry's long-lost brother, but we think the resemblance is uncanny. All opinions contrary will be met with resentment.

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  • Those players are ugly as hell

  • the music is the greatest

  • lol

  • WHAT AN ENDER!!! hooray ball sweat

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