Britain's Most Dangerous Dogs

Britain's most dangerous dogs
You think that the worst dog to have as a pet would be an American pit bull, or a Doberman, or a Rottweiler, but you'd be very wrong.
Here are the 9 most dangerous dogs in Britain!
9, Staffordshire bull terrier
You might say, 'staffies aren't dangerous, they are friendly and good natured' and that'd be true, but they look scary, and that's enough!
8, Alsatian
If you like this dog you'll call it a German Sheppard, but a different name doesn't stop it from being evil, and it is evil.
7, Labrador
Contrary to what bog roll adverts and blind people say, Ladradors only look cute so they can catch you unaware and bite your arm off!
6, Rhodesian Ridgeback
This dog was designed to kill lions, so I shall take the closed minded approach and tell you that it is more dangerous than sticking a hand-grenade up your arse!
5, Border Collie
Collies love work, and are commonly known as the most intelligent of dog breeds, if you find both these characteristics in humans, they are usually megalomaniacs.
4, Poodle
Poodles daft, and if you have one, someone is probably going to beat you up. That makes it a liability!
3, Boxer
This dog-friend would be okay if it could stop leaving spit and mucus everywhere, but it can't and you never know, it might have AIDS or something.
2, Jack Russell
If you are a rat then it'll kill you for fun, but what if you look like a rat?
1, Great Dane
'How can Scooby-doo be a threat?' you might ask, good question, but if you are being chased by a ghost the last thing you need is a massive mut jumping into you arms, you know ghosts only exist to kill people!

With the exception of the crap tune at the end, the music is by Kevin MacLeod http://uk.wrs.yahoo.com/_ylt=A03uv8P4Xi9M00MBhRBLBQx.;_ylu=X3oDMTByNGxmazk4BH...

btw, I think this is the best video I've ever made, but you are welcome to disagree

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[warriorsclan330]

u screwed labrador is one of the top most adorable and silent dogs

[gardenspoon]

@warriorsclan330 So you think the rest of these dogs are dangerous then ... if there is one video that I didn't think people could possibly be daft enough to take serisously, this is it. I am just a little emabarrassed for you.

[DillaBongg]

i got a laugh

[gardenspoon]

@DillaBongg :)

[cath15lol]

ow who ever made this fuckin video should go shove a fukin stick up theri arse sideways...... the great dane as the most dangerous dog i think not, this person needs to learn their facts right and last but not least any dog can be dangerous its the way you bring em up not the breed.

[gardenspoon]

@cath15lol I guess you hadn't noticed that this video is a piss-take. Sorry...

[hat1234567]

Brits bitch the most about dangerous dogs but they are the ones who created them to fight smh

[CTDevon]

lmao..that was funny..thx for the vid

[clegsta42]

Funny? No! This guy must only worry about the Jack Russell!!

[StefyStuff]

I would be laughing my ass off, but I dont want my parents to here me. They dont like it when I share my joy with them.

[aj12325]

the ridgeback one is the best

[themanitasdeplomo]

@warriorsclan330 You sir, are an idiot!

[CichlidAsh]

Damn funny video.