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Uploaded on Jan 13, 2008

one of the many references to half-life and black mesa. i noclipped it for better image quality, transcription for your convenience:

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Dollar$ and SENSE:
Competing with BLACK MESA
For DoD and Government-wide
Acquisition Contracts

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What is BLACK MESA?
+ 2.59% of ALL DoD contracts
+ 10 Billion in Federal Dollars Annually
+ 12% From Full & Open Competition
+ 88% From No-Bids or Excluded-Sources Bids
+ Not bound by Govt Performance & Results Act

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5 Year Review: GSA Schedules
Proposed / Awarded
Black Mesa / Aperture

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A Case Study: Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System
+ Defense Logistics Agency solicits bids for development of fuel system icing inhibitor (FSII)
+ Black Mesa FSII proposal:
Costly - Black Mesa personnel overpaid given limited skillset / ambition
Design inhibits ice, nothing more
+ Aperture Proposal:
Less expensive
Bonus to DLA: Aperture FSII inhibits ice but is also:
- A fully functioning Disk Operating System
- Arguably alive

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btw: this presentation can not only be seen in the room described in the original video, similar rooms can be found in various places.

edit: since the original video is obsolete now i just deleted it.

edit: due to a copyright claim i changed the music to a piece by big joe turner. good thing you can do that now. thanks, tube!

edit: had to audio-swap it again. thank you, music business.

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  • HackersOfComputers

    @daskraut it isnt really a easter egg beacuse GLaDos actaully say ''maybe BLACK MESA??? that was a joke haha! fat chance!'' but you could call it that!

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  • daskraut

    that's why i didn't write 'egg', just 'e...' ;)

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  • supermantahoo

    The music sounds sooooo stock and royalty free haha...

    But it DOES sound like Mother 3's Theme of Love

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  • swiftflip8

    DoD: Department of Defense

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  • SolidSnake3131

    Look over there ======> 2012 Best Hair Loss

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  • legogamer98

    Black Mesa is the Apeture Science of Half Life. lol

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  • TheUlsfark

    Black mesa is story line with portal

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  • sackkckdbb

    2:00 "look over there ====>" (i look to the right) :O a home depot ad!!

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  • Jason Street

    DoD day of defeat?

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  • NoamMize

    Blah Blah Blah *BLACK MESA* That's what I got from it >.<

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