Showed Up Or BLOWED Up Vidjoe Entries

So, y'all think ya gotz what it takes to make it on our show? WELL GOOD! We'r lookin' fer the best darn talent (Or crappy talent) that you can muster up and wesu gonner try our best ta getcha har in this thar show!

Here's what we need:
1. Make a 30 second to a 1 minute vidjoe of yerself, doing sumpin' entertaining... could be music, (NOT COPYRIGHTED MUSIC UNLESS IF IT'S YOURS!!!)singin'(ORIGINAL MUSIC ONLY), juggling frozen chickens, you know, the normal stuff ya find on ya'll tube.

2. At the end of that minute, you need to film us 2 reactions:
1st reaction is thanking us fer pushin' the Blue Button on the Y'all Tube - if we push that button after we watch yer vidjoe, that means ya done good, and we like to use our expression "They Done SHOWED UP!" - SO, you need to post yer vidjoe reaction with something like this: "Well thank you guys for pushin the blue button, I thank you from the bottom of my heart - y'all got the best dang show on the Y'all Tube!".

We ALSO need you to post your reaction if we decide to push the RED button.. that means ya done BAD, and we getzta blow yer ass up! (HoooWeeee!)SO, we need a reaction for that, which would simply be something like this: "NO, NOT THE RED BUTTON!"

If we don't have both of yer reactions at the end of yer vidjoe, we can't use it - sorry!

Also, by posting a vidjoe to this har vidjoe, yer givin us exclusive rights to use it in our show, any way we see fit. There will be no compensation for your efforts, 'sept of course you will have the honor to show up (OR BLOW UP) on the Y'all Tube, which should be used in yer resume if yer applyin fer work somewhere.

So git goin' on them camerz, and start filmin' - we gotz some shows comin up and we need these vidjoes NOW. Pass this along to yer friends if ya get a chance too - 'specially if yer too damn lazy to get yer butt off that seat and make yer own vidjoe. Maybe JUST MAYBE they will post sumpin'

Regards,
Eunice & Maynard

Category:

Comedy

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[SagittarianRicky]

Do I git showed up or blowed up?

[MaynardAndEuniceShow]

SagittarianRicky: Well? didja???

[highrollerr21]

they are not real fucking red necks they live in CA this is bull shit waste of my life

[SagittarianRicky]

no but grampa shot at me . does that count as a blowed up?

[Chordwayze]

A'hhlll keep youse'all in mind. Ho.Ho.Ho. !

ROTFLMAO!

John

[KarenEng]

I love this!....This is hilarious! :)))

[starzship]

sounds lke a lot of fun!!! Like nose-pickin on a Saturday and eating popcorn! hooooweee

[YallTube]

You gotz the YALLTUBE NETWORK waitn on ya now!!

[bowlingballout]

I think I's ken muster sumpin up, I'll give a try this week.

[billyredux]

wut Cliffbrock sed!