I Got Hurt Feelings... On Valentines Day

An homage to Flight of the Conchords: I Got Hurt Feelings (S02E03). Lyrics below.

Some people say that we don't have feelings. We have feelings (We have feelings)
Some people say because we don't have feelings we don't need Valentine's Day greetings. I like greetings. (We like greetings)
we just said we have feelings so stop assuming things like that. (ya woman)
what you are about to hear are true stories (real experiences)
autobiographical raps (things that happened to us)
on our Valentine's Day gone horribly wrong.
Bring the Rhyme

Day of love and I'm feeling really jaded
It's time for two people to get acquainted
I'm the matchmaker and I got the plan
Penis.... meet right hand

Chorus - I've got hurt feelings, I've got hurt feelings

At least the hand never got maced when it hit 2nd base

The penis never cheated... the hand did twice tho

This Valentine's Day left a lot to be desired
I was hoping for a gift from a secret admirer
I waited for a letter or even a call
But instead I got a hundred times nothing at all

I can't believe no one's got the hots for me... I mean come now really? REALLY?

Maybe they're just too shy to tell me

I woke up one morning feeling slightly spaced
Unaware of the date and keepin' face
My dad sent a text and to my dismay
It said, "Son... Happy Valentine's Day"

If I were my mom this would be fine, why am I my dad's valentine?

It's still better than noboby right... right?

I may be 22 and bumming off my mom
It may have 3 years years since I held a job
So I launched a website for artists and friends
But there are only 2 members as of this weekend

Posting this may help the failing ego, but I'm the only one whose gonna watch this video

Have you eva sent flowers to yourself?
Eaten so much chocolate that it's bad for ya health?
Had a court order for being a stalker?
100 foot distance? What a cock blocker
Have you eva been told "Lets just be friends"?
Gone scuba diving and gotten the bends?
Eva combined two lines just to get a rhyme?
And just for the hell of it a second time?
Keep telling yourself that love is lame
So next year can be exactly the same

Oh my God, my feelings... have you seen them? They're so hur...T.

Remix by Michael
Directed by Marek and Michael
Filmed by Marek, Michael, and Mikey (in 1 day)
Edited by Marek
Starring Michael, Marek, and Mikey
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• Valentines Day
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• new zealand
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• valentines

[DomoPod]

this sucks like donkey balls. -1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000­,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0­00,000,000,000,000,000.

[mikehet]

that is a lot of balls

[DomoPod]

yup

[mikehet]

well... on the bright side, at least it doesn't suck donkey balls

[Sorak01]

I'm really angry at you

[mikehet]

not good enough?

[polo10mike]

you guys can really jam out with the clam out! this is incredible!!!

[MCPgirl]

I LOOOVEE IT! UR MY HERO

[TheGreatGonzales1]

@Sorak01 YOU DONT HAVE FEELINGS!

[jennagirl1996]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO

[UTo098]

im pretty sure u just said uv given a hand job to two other men

[ninadellefemine]

you look like a something... like a banana balls.

[PostRiot]

wtf

[electrohouse069]

great

[MegaTaylormade]

that was fucken shit fuck off

[Rebeckula]

I laughed but mostly because I'm embarrassed for you.

[hazzfrazz]

goog oops xD

[hazzfrazz]

lol gooog xD very good

[zoidbergmerc]

I'm allowed to touch you there I'm your father.

[QWERTY9999912]

this is a lot better than i expected

[josiah987654312]

Nice job

[SmellsLikeChildren11]

haha hilarious sub me back

[AucklandStreetSk8]

nice

[kieranpricechannel]

omg i fuking love it !!!

[moresssugar3]

im sorry but Flight fucking OWNS this.

[jadedy9]

what the fuck was that! i was looking for i got the hots for you.song and got this!!

[smithdanger]

You guys are awesome!

[heva123321]

Thats really good! As a hardcore flight fan i have to say bravo! :P

[Fishheadofdoom]

this is funny as! nice homage!

[michb213]

Nice job guys!