After hearing God say the word 'PORN' to them, two young Christian pastors are off on a quixotic journey into the world of pornography. Their mission: Help the poor suffering masses who are in the grips of the dirty filthy smutty PORNO PLAGUE that is sweeping our entire planet.
In Chapter 3 of Missionary Positions, the porn pastors Craig and Mike go to Los Angeles where they set up a booth at a porn convention to let the world know about their church... xxxchurch.
So, you think watching porn is "ok" huh? Keep it up and you will soon find out what Jesus thinks of your thinking.
butlerty27 3 weeks ago
people who see porn and want to stop it
go to
youtube.com/watch?v=oG__d_dQkXI&list=LLGHXhKww77QWLtqfugVgOUQ&index=1&feature=plpp_video
jjboy711 1 month ago
once u watch porn u never quit
eazybreezy96 1 month ago in playlist how to stop watch porn
I honestly don't watch porn, but I have nothing against it nor do I believe it is "evil". I enjoy the pleasures of real women, not performers on video. If these "young pastors" actually heard God say "porn" to them, they are probably suffering from a mental disorder. Weird how people's taboos cause them to become obsessed with the very "sins" they are trying to stay away from.
HPoelzig 2 months ago
Preach on, Sister (at 2:20). My hand is on my testicles now. Funny how that seems so much more right than touching a bible. Pastor, I admit this is a fresh approach, but I'm still disinclined to listen to the clergy on matters of faith. But if you got any recommendations for some 'girl-on-girl' action, I'm all ears.
thalohalo 4 months ago
this makes me think that these Christens are spiritedly handicapped, yeah cause self pleasure is a sin, sigh they even have secondly minutely hourly daily weekly yearly Antichristis, they should just start Antichrist awards show.. for some reason they always need a buggy man and shit hits the fan day that they cant seem ever get the date right and been spewing same garbage for milinias, soo good luck floating up to the sky naked,btw absive chicks <3 anal! w no condoms w bj lol
icefiredragon689 4 months ago
rofl i thought he said " get ur hands off my dick " with the megafone :D
DUZZIS123 4 months ago
Truly find JESUS and you will not watch porn. I didn't say find him I said TRULY find him!!!!!
ironcitydevildog 5 months ago
testament comes from testikels hahahaha
wizzowazza123 5 months ago
@10jioff you are an idiot and yes I watch porn. Don't blame religion for the actions of a few.
superfluteman1 6 months ago