The Brown Eye Survivor (Explicit Parody Of Eye Of The Tiger)

Another song parody... all about taking a dump. Parody of Survivor's Eye Of The Tiger, made famous in Rocky 3. This shit is one of my funnier parodies so far, in my jaded opinion.


BROWN EYE SURVIVOR LYRICS

Your.... Stomach growls!
Now you must
Move your bowels

Now! Hurry up!
Clench your butt!
Don't erupt...

The bathroom, is what you need
Or else you'll... shit your pantses
You fat bastard, what the hell did you eat?
Gas that passed... from your ass... burns my eyes!

Burning insides, if you move too fast
You'll crap yourself... so move slowly
And if you trip, then the feces will blast
Won't be quite... the tan you had in mind!

Lucky, You're a survivor
Lavatory's in sight
Take a dump and then don't forget to flush now
Wipe your ass motherfucker keep your underwear white
Light a match, it smells like something died...
Backside driver

Just in case... you must excrete
And you are, stuck in traffic
Bring a bedpan, and toilet paper sheets
You can shit... while you sit... and you drive

Or wear... an adult diaper
And change at the next light
It might just... be a matter of survival!
Clean your dick or vagina or it will smell like shite
I'd suggest using a baby wipe...
Smart MacGyver!

You just threw, that nasty slop
From your bag, out the window
Right behind you, an undercover cop
And you're stuck with a gigantic fine

Though your... anus grows wider
Hold it in, be polite
If you fart, shit may be the next arrival
But if you are in prison... crap yourself day and night
Even then your cellmate still just might... sodomize ya!

Take... my advice
Or you might
Pay the price!

The Brown Eye Survivor

There... might be corn!
Or peanuts
Perhaps both...

The Brown Eye Survivor

One... time I saw
A stray dog
Eat his own

The Brown Eye Survivor

Drop... a brown roll
From your hole
In the bowl!

The Brown Eye Survivor

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MINDSHREDER (3/19)!!!

Since I am a lazy no good sock, I came up with another concept to make videomaking easier for me. The last time I did this, with Dear Angry... it was more successful than I could have ever hoped.

My idea is simple, if there is a song you would like myself, Krista or Groover (or any combination)to sing... write me a letter titled ANGRY BLUE JUKEBOX and tell me what you want me to hear... can't promise I will be able to find it online in karaoke format, but I will do my best to accomodate your request.

DEAR ANGRY IS STILL ALIVE AND KICKIN'!

Reminder: the only questions that I will read for Dear Angry are ones that are submitted to me privately. I will answer all questions sent to me thru comments... but only as a comment response.

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[Lankie89]

SOCK!!!!! You fucking RULE!!!! I laughed all day long- and then, I took a shit!!! When you come to Las Vegas.......you can drop a load at my place. LOL!!!!!!!!!

[TheAngryBlueSock]

Thanks... but I must ask one question: Why did you wait so long to drop a deuce?  Need more fiber in your diet!

If I ever come to Vegas, I will save my load dropping for the chests of cheap whores... ;-)

[kikiorr]

lol 75 years young, how cute.

[TheAngryBlueSock]

I have been known to be a corny motherfucker every once in a while... :-\

[kwillyou22]

LOL THIS IS AWESOME

[TheAngryBlueSock]

Thanks! :-)

[KingOfChaos213]

I stuck my middle finger up my rectum while watching this, poked my brown eye.

[towellie2]

2:30 for the song

[ToneeRhianRose]

Haha! OMG that was so hilarious! XD

[ninjabreadgirl27]

this is horrible what language!!

[nfl191]

LOL

[himbadhimtube]

yeah boi! brow eye surviveor!!!!!!

[andrewwalko]

This is the best show on YouTube ever

Nothing is better than taking a s!!! In the mornin

[Danielle847]

wtf

[mariogamer98]

if you fart,shit might be the next ariville lol

[Brandis951]

thats really fucking funny its what made me cheerup after my breackup