The Phone is Dead (The Black Cat 1934)

"Do you hear that, Vitus? The phone is dead. Even the phone is dead."

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  Comedy

[17175386]

...umm... I think the phone's dead.

[Klomonx]

Oh it does, very much so. I don't think anything else can be said to add on to this dashing man's person.

[GinGirl]

Indeed, if I wanted to build an insane asylum he'd be the guy to contact. However, what about that sweet, innocent smile of his? Does it not warm your heart?

[Klomonx]

His perfect chest will forever be burned into my memory. However, no brilliant man such as he could live in a more fitting house. The architecture is spectacular.

[GinGirl]

How could I ever forget to mention his figure? Speaking of, I don't think anyone could ever forget that magnificent chest of his.

[Klomonx]

That voice is full of awe-inducing respect, I'll admit, but what of his well-built figure? I'm sure there are many who think that an admirable quality.

[GinGirl]

Mmyes, I can't do anything but agree. But perhaps the greatest thing of all is his warm, soothing and spine-chilling voice.

[Klomonx]

That beautiful cat of his could never be forgotten! I must also note his hair, it is simply brilliant and shows off his forehead well. 

[GinGirl]

Most certainly. Also, one must not forget that beautiful ebony cat of his.

[Klomonx]

Oh they must have been ravishing! I'm sure all those 'guests' in his basement would certainly agree.