"The Happy Clown Song" (Not Intended For Children)

A clown sings his "Happy Song" for a group of children at little Timmy's birthday party. If you want to sing along with him, they LYRICS are listed below. This clown is just trying to make an honest living, slugging it out in this tough economy. If you want to hire him for your child's birthday party, please inquire at 1-555-CLOWNCOX.


LYRICS

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
(clap clap)
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
(clap clap)
If your father beats your brother, and the neighbor bones your mother,
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
(clap clap)

If you're happy and you know it stop your feet
(stomp stomp)
If you're happy and you know it stop your feet
(stomp stomp)
Santa Clause was a lie, and you're grandmothers going to die,
If you're happy and you know it stomp your feet.
(stomp stomp)

If you're happy and you know it shout hooray
(HOORAY!)
The kid in the pink shirt will grow up to be gay
(He's Gay!)
That fat kid is a failure, his parents live in a trailer
If you're happy and you know it shout hooray
(HOORAY!)

If you're happy and you know it run away from home
(From Home!)
Both your parents hate your guts, and you should be alone
(Alone!)
If you kill yourself today, than your parents will shout "hooray!"
If you're happy and you know it...

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• clown
• comedy
• dark
• dirty
• funny
• good
• happy
• inappropriate
• nice
• song

[mudokon100]

So who thinks it's impossible to be happy and sad at the same time?

You can with this video!

[Swamphell0789]

HAHAHA imagine watching that while ur sitting on a swing atop a tree fort

[boobookitty3332]

I sing this to my my little cousin and his kindergartener friends =u= the look on their faces are priceless

[kenzierosem]

oh wow that last part would definetly scare the CRAP out of little kids- literally!!

[joshyworld11]

Lmfao.

[mistypikachu92]

I wonder what would happen if someone would switch the original nursery song with this one?...

[stetsonhigdon7]

@Rohaniswatto i know i realized that after i listened to it a few times

[Rohaniswatto]

@stetsonhigdon7 Pink Shirt*

[Serenchen]

Ahahahaha, that was awesome :D

[stetsonhigdon7]

the kid in the picture turned out to be gay! hes gay!

[StaceySolomonLuva]

@mudokon100 me!

[Ibabyemoney02]

Nice