XMAS (credit) CARD CRUNCH - RUSTY CHEVROLET

Dedicated to my friends in the USA

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
IN MY RUSTY CHEVROLET
DOWN THE ROAD I GO
SLIDING ALL THE WAY
I NEED NEW PISTON RINGS
I NEED SOME NEW SNOW TIRES
MY CAR IS HELD TOGETHER
BY A PIECE OF CHICKEN WIRE

RUST AND SMOKE THE HEATER'S BROKE
THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY
I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH
AND THEN I START TO PRAY
THE FRAME IS BENT THE MUFFLER WENT
THE RADIO IT'S OK
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE
THIS RUSTY CHEVROLET

I WENT TO THE LIQUOR STORE
TO GET SOME CHRISTMAS CHEER
I JUST PASSED UP MY LEFT FRONT TIRE
AND ITS GETTING HARD TO STEER
SKIDDING DOWN THE HIGHWAY
RIGHT PAST THE NEGAUNEE COPS
I HAD TO DRAG MY SWAMPERS
TO GET THE CAR TO STOP

RUST AND SMOKE THE HEATER'S BROKE
THE DOOR JUST BLEW AWAY
I LIGHT A MATCH TO SEE THE DASH
AND THEN I START TO PRAY
THE FRAME IS BENT THE MUFFLER WENT
THE RADIO IT'S OK
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO DRIVE
THIS RUSTY CHEVROLET

BOUNCING THROUGH THE SNOWDRIFTS
IN A BIG BLUE CLOUD OF SMOKE
PEOPLE LAUGH AS I DRIVE BY
I WONDER WHAT'S THE JOKE
I GOT TO GET TO SHOPKO
TO PICK UP THE LAYAWAY
CAUSE SANTA CLAUS IS COMING SOON
IN HIS BIG OLD RUSTY SLEIGH
...

P. S. Obama exauce nos :)

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Slideshow
• 2008-11-26
• rusty
• chevrolet

[BlueRainsRed]

me ad my friend used to sing a song about her mothers nova it was "driving in my chevy nova oh oh oh oh"lol we used to have a blast..lovve it!!

XxLola

[SanctifiedHippy]

Sort of reminds me of that funky old '71 Nova I ised to drive thru the snow drifts in Kansas

[draegonaurr]

just get youtube downloader and download it

[assclown121591]

can i get a link to this for download??

[kingalphawerewolf]

nice

[bmcneese45a]

Hahahahah! How did you know what I used to drive?

[bvwatcher]

Love it. Very clever.

[megansspark]

very fun!!! :D