Hotel Nightmare

A brown, drunk fob somehow gets into a hotel room. He is more drunk than Carmelo Anthony. He plays for the NBA. If he was a girl he would play for the WNBA. Do they even have the WNBA anymore? Lisa Leslie was in the WNBA. If she was in the NBA she would be like Slava Medvidinko. He played for Los Angeles Lakers. They played the Boston Celtics in the NBA finals. It was so hot outside that Allen Iverson decided to cut his hair. If he was from Pakistan and wasn't a terrorist then it wouldn't happen. Bill O'reilly hates Nas. Why would anyone do that. It makes no sense. That one fat guy named JFK died. He wasn't fat man. Who was? It was Keith Olbermann, who in fact has glasses. Snoop Dogg got arrested two nights ago in a L.A. nightclub. He stabbed Paul Pierce in the face. It was not funny. He has clown feet. He trips over them. Dr. Dre produces songs. Eazy-e is dead. Tupac is dead. Jay-z is really good rapper. Lil' Wayne is just weird. George Bush might be the biggest idiot. There's that one guy what's his name. Jerry Seinfeld hates Kramer because he's racist. Ok. What now? Springfield, IL . Demetrius is my homie . Yo man you looked lost. That one guy is flying planes now for US Airlines. His name is Richord Nixon. Oh my bad he's dead. Wow that was way off. Dang it. There was that one guy who started smoking and died. He fell in grass. No one found him. This is trippy. Demetrius. mann. He flies airplanes. With Osama Bin Laden. Oh he's dead too. Saddam Batman the Dark Knight. Jack Black in Kung Fu Panda. Will Smith is insane. Robert De Niro. His foot got stuck in an airplane and didnt get out. The airplane died. Comment and tell us what u think!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Hotel
• Nightmare
• Adil
• Qaisar
• Sami
• Hassan
• Desi
• Pakistan
• Lota
• Andy
• Capps
• Cheddar
• fries
• Abraham
• Lincoln
• hotel
• Springfield

[ahwee2]

what the fuck?? that guy was wierd.

[OGPaKi]

its called acting, man.

[MrTrollYa]

yo indian bitch, go fuck a cow

[grantm1989]

I would party with these guys. Can I be your white roommate?

[bravohhh]

can hardly speak english