"Weird Al" Yankovic - Perform This Way

The REAL video is out NOW!!! Check it out:

http://vevo.ly/j5WPqP

The new album ALPOCALYPSE is in stores (as well as iTunes, Amazon and everywhere else) NOW!




My mama told me when I was hatched
Act like a superstar
Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress
And someday you will go far
Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss
The press follows everywhere I go
I'll poke your eye out with a dress like this
Back off and enjoy the show!

I'm sure my critics will say it's a grotesque display
Well, they can bite me, baby -- I perform this way
I might be wearin' Swiss cheese or maybe covered with bees
It doesn't mean I'm crazy -- I perform this way

Ooo, my little monsters pay... lots 'cause I perform this way
Baby, I perform this way
Ooo, don't worry, I'm okay... hey, I just perform this way
I'm not crazy, I perform this way

I'll be a troll or evil queen
I'll be a human jelly bean
'Cause every day is Halloween
For me...

I'm so completely original
My new look is all the rage
I'll wrap my small intestines 'round my neck
And set fire to myself on stage
I'll wear a porcupine on my head
On a W-H-I-M
And for no reason now I'll sing in French
Excusez-moi, Qui a pété?

Got my straight jacket today, it's made of gold lamé
No, not because I'm crazy - I perform this way
I strap prime rib to my feet, cover myself with raw meat
I'll bet you've never seen a skirt steak worn this way

Don't be offended when you see
My latest pop monstrosity
I'm strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre
I'm Frankenstein, I'm Avatar
There's nothing too embarrassing
I'll honestly do anything
But wear white after Labor Day
'Cause baby, I perform this way

Hope you won't think it's cliché if I go nude today
Don't call the cops now, baby, I perform this way
No reason I should regret all the attention I get
I'm not completely crazy, I perform this way, yeah

I perform this way-hey, I perform this way-hey
I'm always deviating from the norm this way-hey
I perform this way-hey, I perform this way-hey
I'm really not insane -- I just perform this way-hey

• Category

  Comedy

[kaylie Bobb]

haha lol this is better than the real song "born this way" lol

[mtsumusic]

Life is so short, and the artists who can't laugh at themselves (like Coolio) don't realize how short it is! They're too caught up in their money!

[akiratrooper]

Er, it's not Gaga who gave the "no", it was the manager. Gaga was a fan of Al

*silent scream*

[ShikataGaNai100]

She hauled down $45-million last year and she can't play nice?

[Feferi Peixes]

THANK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU i just... right now i wanna shake your hand or something... >.> you are just simply amazing

[MsWhodatwhodat]

It's ecusez- moi bien dit (express yourself)

[Gabriel Bagahansol]

your awesome

[RhatiganTherese]

I love your work weird al.:-*

[thegertbag]

I hope your concert was good today I wanted to go but I couldn't :(

[Winter Howell]

We'll it should've been ur single lady gaga should stop being offended by things seriously she wears raw meat but she does write good songs so

[Arcticfox X]

Jealous you didn't use the meat-dress idea first, hmm?

[akhilarun97]

Gr8 work dude.

I hate gaga. Bitch