Christmas Food Milkshake

Jay puts a traditional Christmas dinner into a blender and ingests it heartily while trying his absolute hardest not to throw up everywhere.

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I haven't blended a bunch of ingredients that shouldn't go together and then tried to put it in my harmless, innocent stomach in probably two years. I figured it would be a welcome change, since I don't mix gross things together often. I've been doing a lot of straight up stunts lately and I guess variety is key, and if Jackass has taught me anything it's that there's a market for this kind of entertainment. Enjoy.

Here's the recipe for the Christmas Food Milkshake:

Requirements: Blender...not much else really.

Merry Christmas Milkshake Recipe

1 slice Cooked Turkey
1/2 cup Cooked Corn
1 cup Stuffing
1/2 cup Mashed Potatoes
1 cup Recently Expired Eggnog
1/4 cup Warm Gravy
Blend until smooth
Serve lukewarm for best effect
You'll know you've succeeded when it looks and tastes like week-old lumpy milk left in the sun for a few hours.

Someone kill me ._.

Taken from my Tumblr, because I thought it would be funny to give people the idea and make them suffer in the same way I have suffered.
Anyone who says "that's not gross" has never eaten runny Kraft Dinner. Anyone who says "I could do this" has never tried to microwave mud, mix it with cold meat and put it through their mouth hole with vigour and determination. It's more difficult than it looks, and I know it looks pretty gross to begin with.
All that said, I hope you enjoy my gag reflex activation and my active attempts to soil my family's reputation as upstanding members of the community.

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[SamificationxD]

you have such good grammar!!!!!! :O

[Anabella99359]

I'm not the only one that finds you attractive right?....

[TheBall00ns]

You're adorable. :3

[TheBall00ns]

uo

[linkbear4]

Spasm xDDDDDDD ILY Jay

[panda7956]

how does eggnog expire on cristmas eve?!?!

[3SonuntrioX]

you could use more light on your videos :)

[xXBreakdownCentralXx]

by the way The Grammar fairy called. She wants her PERFECT back ;3

[xXBreakdownCentralXx]

... Depending on the Lumpiness.

[MILEYANGELXV]

@Anabella99359 Nope, I do too haha.

[RhiannahMay97]

You have the best band shirts.

[dahvielover777]

i have a gaint kenny! yay jelous?