FISH SLAP THE CEO OF SWEEMO.COM!!

http://www.sweemo.com/fish - Many of us have dreamed of slapping the occasional grinning Aussie with a large wet fish. At last that dream can come true

Jay Nguyen is a brave man. Hes CEO of Sweemo.com, and in a blatant attempt to publicise his new auction website the internet entrepreneur has agreed to allow one lucky bidder the sheer satisfaction of slapping him around the face with a large wet fish. Jay said Who hasnt ever wanted to slap someone in the face with a fish? The irritating co-worker, the smug traffic warden. I am giving people the opportunity to take out some of lifes little injustices on me. If it helps publicise the site then I say fair dinkum!

Sweemo gets its name from a shortening of "Sweet Moments", and allows users to auction unique real-life experiences to the highest bidder. From Wet and Wild Zorbing with Models' to learning a few chords on the guitar Sweemo truly offers everyone something that they can cherish. Like the chance to slap a Chief Executive with a fish.

Today sees the opening of the live auction on Sweemo.com, in which users will bid for the chance to swing a 7kg Organic Scottish Salmon at the brave entrepreneur. This selection of aquatic weaponry was not taken lightly however. Jay consulted the Marine Conservation Society (who will be receiving the proceeds of the auction as a donation) in order to ensure the species of fish chosen was sourced in a sustainable manner. Jay commented Violence to my person is only acceptable if undertaken with a sustainable fish. I feel very strongly about that.

Jay also carried out rigorous weighing and grip tests to ensure that the fish has the properties expected of a slapping device.

So determined is Jay to be slapped by one of his life-loving Sweemo users, that he is willing to fly the auction winner to London in order to take part in the unique experience. So no matter whether the winner is in New Zealand or Bolton Jay will be waiting at arrivals armed with a salmon and a smile.

The auction closes on Thurs 11th of December and the slapping will take place in central London on the Weds 17th. Video footage will be made available on the day. It is expected that a number of people will attend the public slapping including Jays ex-girlfriends and other adversaries.

Jay commented Sweemo is so much more than just an online auction. We are motivating and inspiring people to recognise the incredible experiences within their own lives and making them available to others. And there is no better way of celebrating this lust for life than being slapped with a 7kg fish is there?

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[NOSSOBSEMAJ]

Does fish slapping ever get old?

No.

Thats because its quite new.

[NewMediAroused]

I'll take a whack at that mug

[cheeesywotsits]

i would bid if i had any money.

[KhaKBlack]

True...

[socrstud7]

Who cares??

[KhaKBlack]

BLATANT publicity stunt!

[pmdyer07]

Salmon? How about something with spikes?