When did the tradition of honoring perfect church attendance begin? We recently found out that rings were given out by Roman converts in the early church. What does your church give you?
But... but... we ARE a loving family! As long as you go to Church and Tithe every week, wear a suit, shout "Amen!" whenever the Pastor pauses, and can help the Church build its latest multi-million dollar addition.
See? It's never been easier to be a part of a loving Church family!
have you the wing?
ideazinc 2 years ago
You got the "Tomorrow I must go to America!" voice down Bob!!!
ideazinc 2 years ago
But... but... we ARE a loving family! As long as you go to Church and Tithe every week, wear a suit, shout "Amen!" whenever the Pastor pauses, and can help the Church build its latest multi-million dollar addition.
See? It's never been easier to be a part of a loving Church family!
blueskunk12 2 years ago
I thought we were a loving army! I find this hilarious :)
mleslie598 2 years ago