Strong - A Rick Perry Parody by soundlyawake

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This is a parody of this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAJNntoRgA

Original script:
I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school.
As President, I'll end Obama's war on religion. And I'll fight against liberal attacks on our religious heritage.
Faith made America strong. It can make her strong again.
I'm Rick Perry and I approve this message.

My script:
I'm not ashamed to admit I've never read a science book, but you don't need to be a mathematician to know that queermosexuals aren't humans. They're either, uh, plants, or animals, or whatever the third one is. Anyway, all I know is that they don't deserve the same rights as intelligent, loving folk such as myself. And that's why I only want heterosexuals going to war for me.
Speaking of Muslims, I know some of you aren't Christian. And I know it's those non-Christian Muslims that are preventing our kids from talking about Santa Claus in school.
As President, I'll end the atheist Muslim leader Obama's war on religion. Well, my religion only, because we know all the other ones are poppycock. And I'll fight against library attacks on our religious heritage. You know one of those book ladies tried to tell me that the 1796 Treaty with Tripoli states that the United States was "not in any sense founded on the Christian religion". I told her I didn't know what that meant.
Faith made America strong. Now, I'm not sure who she is, but if you're out there, Faith, how bout you come back and do it again?
I'm Rick Perry, and I'm trying to manipulate impressionable middle America to vote for me. Wow, those were big words.

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[CloudX100]

@truda88

Believe it or not, not all Christians are homophobic. :)

[TheSydneyOfficial]

That awkward moment when the ad before the video was an actual Rick Perry campaign ad....

[VeganVirginVaccinatd]

LOL.

[TokyoGeisha21]

@Hyattiee Um...no. Did you not read the old testament?

[aalicat04]

BAHAHAHA!!!! You had me at queermosexuals!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Abbystubes]

This is the funniest parody!

[h3lblad3]

@h3lblad3

Adams noted that people of all religions, including atheists, all came together to found the nation. He claimed that what allowed them to do this were the general principles of Christianity which kept them from fighting amongst themselves. Let's face it, just because I believe in Christian principles doesn't make me Christian any more than believing salt is good for me makes me a salt miner.

REAL RESEARCH. DO IT.

[h3lblad3]

@maxorsborn

The treaty claims the country was not "in any sense founded on the Christian religion", we have no enmity toward the laws, tranquility, or religion of the muslims, and we had never entered into war or hostility against any "Mehomitan nation". After, it goes on to say that no pretexts arising from religious opinions shall interrupt harmony between the two nations.

And Adams didn't say that way, anyway, and regardless,

Continued through reply to self...

[JacoLexy]

SO GOOD, SO GOOD.

[TREVMAC44]

Best parody...

[vrbrno]

best. rick perry parody. ever xD

[sexes1001]

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