Strong - A Rick Perry Parody by soundlyawake

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This is a parody of this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PAJNn...

Original script:
I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school.
As President, I'll end Obama's war on religion. And I'll fight against liberal attacks on our religious heritage.
Faith made America strong. It can make her strong again.
I'm Rick Perry and I approve this message.

My script:
I'm not ashamed to admit I've never read a science book, but you don't need to be a mathematician to know that queermosexuals aren't humans. They're either, uh, plants, or animals, or whatever the third one is. Anyway, all I know is that they don't deserve the same rights as intelligent, loving folk such as myself. And that's why I only want heterosexuals going to war for me.
Speaking of Muslims, I know some of you aren't Christian. And I know it's those non-Christian Muslims that are preventing our kids from talking about Santa Claus in school.
As President, I'll end the atheist Muslim leader Obama's war on religion. Well, my religion only, because we know all the other ones are poppycock. And I'll fight against library attacks on our religious heritage. You know one of those book ladies tried to tell me that the 1796 Treaty with Tripoli states that the United States was "not in any sense founded on the Christian religion". I told her I didn't know what that meant.
Faith made America strong. Now, I'm not sure who she is, but if you're out there, Faith, how bout you come back and do it again?
I'm Rick Perry, and I'm trying to manipulate impressionable middle America to vote for me. Wow, those were big words.

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[TheSydneyOfficial]

That awkward moment when the ad before the video was an actual Rick Perry campaign ad....

[Hyattiee]

I'm a Christian woman, raised by an incredible woman who sometimes had to fill the role of mother and father... :) She taught me that you should never judge a person by where they were born, their religion, their sex, their preferred sex, their race, etc... You judge a person by their heart and I learned so much from my mum. People who claim you're a bad Christian if you support gays and stuff are ridiculous, God teaches love, not hate. :P

[Dana Cretu]

"I found this with my eyes. Not... with my eyes. I saw it and... ok bye." hahahahahahaa

[FlymeinBlue]

This needs a love button. :)

[eca8235]

thomas jefferson who wrote the declaration of independence, and many of our founding fathers were deist.

[Emma Lillian]

OMG WHAT! I JUST LOOKED THAT UP R U SERIOUS THAT'S WHAT'S BEING ADVERTISED IN YOUR COUNTRY?!?! WOW.

[Adrian Kookiez]

You had a wonderful mother.<3

[layla1423xo]

quirmosexuals!LMAO

[LunarSorceress]

"Comic sans should be Rick Perry's campaign font."

Now THAT is a BURN.

[histrav]

As a political (very) liberal Christian, one of my biggest pet peeves is people who think right wing politics and religion go together. They don't! Stupid Perry....grrrrrr.

[THEwiewer1]

As loving and peaceful your claim is, its not true.

Your mother sounds like a fantastic tolerant person with great objective morals, but because of her surroundings says she believes in something she doesn't. Your mother is not the description of a true christian person, you would come to the terms of that if you read either the new or old testament. If you are a true Christian woman, you can't have the morals your mother taught you. I'm not trying to be rude, please read the bible.

[Anna Jilly]

Creeper duck com down its just a joke