"Weird Al" Yankovic - Taco Grande

Taco... grande
Taco... grande

Yo quiero chimichangas y chile colorado
Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado
Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno
Y el chile relleno...
You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada
That's right, I want the whole enchilada
My only addiction has to do with a flour tortilla
I need a quesadilla...
I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbón
With my friends, or when I'm all alone
Yo tengo mucho hambre, y ahora lo quiero
Un burrito, ranchero
So, give me something spicy and hot now
Break out the menu, what you got now?
Oh, would you tell the waiter I'd like to have sour cream on the side?
You better make sure the beans are refried

Taco... grande
Taco... grande

Well, there's not a taco big enough for a man like me
That's why I order two or three
Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip
It's really good with bean dip
I eat uno, dos, tres, quatro burritos
Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedos
Well, I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas
And a pitcher of margaritas
Well, the combination plates all come with beans and rice
The taquitos here are very nice
Now I'm down on my knees, we need some extra tomatoes and cheese
And could you make that separate checks, please?

Taco... grande
Taco... grande

Well, the food is coming, I can hardly wait
Now watch your fingers, careful hot plate!
What you think you're doing with my chili con queso?
Well, if you want some, just say so
Oh boy, pico de gallo
They sure don't make it like this in Ohio
No gracias, yo quiero jalapeños, nada más
You can toss away the hot sauce
¿Dónde están los nachos? Holy frijole!
You better get me a bowl of guacamole
Y ustéd, Eugene? Why's your face turning green?
Don't you like pinto beans?
You want some more cinnamon crispas?
If you don't, hasta la vista
Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna
You can finish it mañana
Well, it's been a pleasure, I can't eat no more
Señor, la cuenta, por favor
If you ain't ever tried real Mexican cooking, well you oughta
Just don't drink the water

Taco... grande
Taco... grande
Taco... grande
Taco... grande

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Weird
• Al
• Taco
• Grande
• Rico
• Suave
• Gerardo

[CGNM]

i am mexican and i found this fuckin hillarious

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@CGNM - Well, it's not meant to offend Mexicans.

[redline1320]

watched Rico Suave 1st, but this is maybe the more well known classic...

[Enzo000000000]

If you hear the original 1st, the parody looks more funny!

I never heard Rico Suave, but it's so fun putting the lyrics to this song!

[ayub712]

I am mexican and I think this is very funny, I´m hungry now Im going for a burrito grande

[AndrewsOpinion15]

I LOVE THIS SONG !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CDPolar]

It´s cool! Like it!

Saludos desde México!

[Dilsoc]

@CGNM iwual same here

[chuchocupil]

TACOOOOOOOO

[AbbeyXSenpai]

hjajajajaj tacouuu grrrrrande xD jajaja

que mamadas.. jajaja

esta genial! +5

[manchester0792]

mexico loves u weird (:

[MUNDOALTERNATlVO]

TACO GRRRRANDE  XD