MYR of LDN - Stop Boris - if Boris Johnson is Mayor, despair

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This is an anti-Boris Johnson campaign song, based on Lily Allen's 'LDN', accompanied by a video illustrating why Boris is too unreliable (and unsavoury) to risk giving him control of an £11bn budget for four whole years!

You can download an MP3 of the song, and higher quality versions of the video in various formats here:
http://www.stopboris.org/campaignsong.html

Here is a simple guide to voting tactically to stop Boris from winning:
http://www.stopboris.org/blog/2008/04/23/tactical-voting-against-boris-johnso...

And of course don't forget to keep up with the latest Stop Boris developments at the Stop Boris blog:
http://www.stopboris.org/blog/

LYRICS:

Walking round the city in a daze all day
It's a time for quiet reflection
He's racially offensive, pro-Bush, anti-gay
How on earth could he win the election?

On comedy shows, Boris is good
But with facts he's at sea like Poseidon
He hasn't got a clue
He won't know what to do
There's just no way he can be relied on.

"What will we do?" I frown
"If he's Mayor of London town?"

If Boris is the Mayor
Oh dear, oh dear
I'll just want to be somewhere else
If Boris is the Mayor
Despair, everywhere
So please vote for somebody else.

With his hair in his eyes
You may think he looks nice
But if you look twice
You can see he tells lies

There's a hundred million pounds unaccounted for
In his transport manifesto.
He thinks housing and climate change will sort themselves out
Without any targets - hey presto!

He's a Tory toff who is out of touch
With communities he thinks he'll cut crime in
And more will lose their lives
To cars than guns or knives
As he changes the traffic lights' timings.

"What will we do?" I frown
"if he's Mayor of London town?"

If Boris is the Mayor
Oh dear, oh dear
I'll just want to be somewhere else
If Boris is the Mayor
Despair, everywhere
So please vote for somebody else.

With his hair in his eyes
You may think he looks nice
But if you look twice
You can see he tells lies

Yeah, yeah that buffoon lies, yeah that buffoon lies, yeah that buffoon lies.

Please stop Boris, please stop Boris, please stop Boris the clown.

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