TONGUE TWISTER!!!!!

Today we twist yout tongue into awesomeness

intro...

lets start off with something easy...

You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus!

well done...

Clean clams crammed in clean cans.



Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks

could you do it hears another

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

here is a classic


I scream, you scream, we all scream for penis...

instant classic...



Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?



what you were expecting something dirty shame on you...



Seventy seven benevolent elephants
danced on my mothers sock
Seventy seven benevolent elephants
closed a door with a lock
Seventy seven benevolent elephants
sucked on my brothers cock

satiated yet..


What a terrible tongue twister,

Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April there a bunch of assholes

Four furious friends fought for the phone
Four furious friends fought for the porn
Four furious friends fought fucking died of aids


Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
"Boo!" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles

bubbles is his cat.




Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural brewery.

What did you have for breakfast?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for lunch?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What did you have for dinner?
- rubber balls and liquor!
What do you do when your sister comes home?
- rubber balls and liquor!

Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand. While shitting in his hand.

Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks. Tim beat the fuck out of tom.


I'm not the fig plucker,
nor the fig plucker's son,
but I'll pluck figs
till the fig plucker comes.

what you were expecting something filthy, shame on you...

final summation:

if a lemon-drop drops, when a lemon-drop dropped
what did the lemondrop droped. What would the lemon-drop drop.

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[khantsoewin]

why are you naked and why did you say that a wprd sucked your bro's cock.

[Jamzean]

Keep pressing 9

[HaNNahIzAUnic0rN]

press 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9... Pretty much everyone

[MariaTheawsome]

I Scream you scream we all scream for p@#*%@ XD

[EfonzSkate]

How much wood, could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck, could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck.

[McBummly]

Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks. Tim beat the fuck out of tom."  that made me laugh so fucking hard i turned blue XD

[WishIWasInThe80s]

say toy boat 5 times fast

[ChewyMilk19]

keep pressing 6 relatively rapidly. beat boxing

[xKaraAnn23x]

If you keep pressing 2 it sounds like "Hey Michael!" If you keep pressing 4 and 5 they are such awkward faces.

[iamallamagoddannit]

omG!!! keep pressing 9! LMAO

[CJTxENV]

funniest guy i have EVER watched.