Brett Myers Denied!

I wanna kiss you, I couldn't care less about the team winning.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Brettmyers
• Phillies
• NLCS
• drunk

[godzockey]

I think she smelled how drunk he was and recoiled. The man wasn't playing, he's probably been drinking since noon.

[madchief2000]

@pujols37105 lol thats awesome

[pujols37105]

@madchief2000 Did you hear his "Boom, Outta Here!" rant back in 2007? It was a post game interview after he blew a save. He called his interviewer a "retard who didn't know sh*t about baseball." Then the interviewer fired back and said "You're real classy.......How do you spell retard?" Then mayhem officially broke loose.

[emilyydx]

ouch, hahahahhahaha

[billyballs68]

Dear Brett, just because you play baseball doesn't mean you're desirable, you hit women and you like to fight old men reporters, your wife dissed you, you're a tool homie.

[mvp91593]

@madchief2000 IVE SEEN HIM WITH FANS AT PHILLIES GAMES .....HE'S REALLY COCKY FOR A GUY WHO COMPLETELY SUCKS AT PITCHING

[Ashburnalley5]

Don't knock him for his 'assault'. Have any of you guys ever been with a woman who is an alcoholic? lol

[madchief2000]

I live here in jacksonville where he's from. He went to my H.S englewood and brett myers is a dick!

[IAmGunzNoob]

so...what he beat his wife?

[CFCID]

i agree. she totally dissed him ... its a huge moment for the guy and u wont even kiss him? fuck that dumb slut

[mikefoly934]

if he was really your cousin youd know he wasnt even on the nlcs roster thus meaning he wouldnt be sweaty. nice try kid