"Airport Security" - Standup Clip - Jay Malone
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Uploaded by jokesmalone on May 8, 2007
Jay Malone trying to get a shank past airport security.
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"walked away like a pussy" LOL
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The bit about where he says she'll pull his cell phone and un-sheath a shank makes me think of this exchange from "The Simpsons"...
Bart: Cool a sword cane
Ranier Wolfcastle: Everything here is sword. Sword-baseball bat, sword-rifle, sword-pineapple, sword-sword sharpener, sword-pie...hey, where is the sword pie?
lol Love Jay Malone! :-D He's an absolutely hilarious comedian! :-)
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Eric Foreman?.....don't be purposely rude. lol
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i heart you, jay!!!!!!!!
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"Jesus Christ, i thought it was called a Razor because it was thin, not because of the sword feature... i didn't know!"
LMFAO
1 year ago 3
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"How do I not get raped here" LMFAO!!!!!!
2 years ago 4
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Yeah, especially with that; "Oh so you don't think I can cause mayhem with that thing? You don't think im though enough?" bit. He's pretty funny!
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I dig it.
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Haha yeah
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He reminds me of Eric Foreman from that 70's show
LeonJordison 2 years ago 36
funny as hell man this guy is nuts
burton8469 4 years ago 15