Fattest Model (Eminem Crack a bottle Parody)

A remix done by me, I tried to flow like all the rappers in the song, thats the whole point.. and i rhyme perfectly with all rappers just changed the lyrics drastically....
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[LYRICS]

So crack a bottle,
Forget about ya morals,
She looked like the hottest model,
but you got beer goggles,
Uh oh uh oh bitch is so fat that she Wo-o-obles,
But you havnt clocked-on, coz your fucked and snorted strong-drugs,
So wheres the vodka, whos got the Vodka?
I dont even really wanna, unless I know that I really got-drunk
Shes a munter, a fucking hippopotimus,
Im drunk and dont I give a fuck, so fattys come and show us some love!



Verse 1

Damn that bitch is a Giant,shes an elephant son,
"Listen up I dont give a fuck, shes fit when im drunk,
Just a nut"
But shes ugly man just look at her butt,
Its a Truck"
"but im drunk i wont remember so what?"
Just give up, have you seen the fucking way that she looks?
Man jus dump, that fucking fatty lets go get us some sluts
Shes a lump, so lets leave and hit a couple of clubs,
"get some drugs?", Man what ever lets get out of this dump,
Lets get some grub, just some fish n chips, and burgers with sauce,
Hey Can I get some more, "why of yes course thats £6.54"
Right lets get some birds, with tits and curves, and virgins tonight,
Tell these girls get in line, coz face it we're worth every dime,
No elephants for me, jus hella horny girls with a room,
Not to mention babes, who dress in lace and sex me till 2,
and when we sexing its perfection my erection is huge,
not some fat bimbos, we want some intellectual Hoes..


(CHORUS)

Verse2

I drunk a whole cider, oh my im like so High,
These fattys keep making me so sick cause theyr so wide,
Theyr tits too, big and so fake, like michaels face,
I wanna bitch who is so fat, she squishes me,
No way, I dont want a rake, I love the weight,
but no one whos a model, I love the ugly babes,
and this one was big, had to grab some drinks,
coz the thought of having sex, made me gag on sick,
So i ran, jus jumped around and smacked my friend,
Screaming out "wheres the slags with breasts,
just get your gash out yes",
I aint fussy they can be disabled,
Just leave ur wheelchair ill bend u over fucking tables,
her name was Hazle,
I nutted on her face and eye-holes,
My Jizzm My Jizm, in her mouth so i never would kiss em,
No way though, I Dont deal with fake-hoes,
Never pay fo, them fucking shoes or them bait-clothes...




(CHORUS)

Verse 3

Its model after model,
The honeys aint a thing when u get drunk as me,
Its wat we into, some Nymphos,
Ill fall out of my clothes, only if theyr obease,
She had a great palm, grey thong, she looked like king kong,
was so dum, fat fuck who weighed tonnes,
was so large, You see them arms? id be alarmed,
could eat a whole farm, like a pirhana when she wants,
Cook her Omlet Omlet, if she want some lunch,
Ima baker bake her cakes you know i can cook it good,
I tend to even bake her muffins,
Oh how she used to be Bones,
Motherfucker shes grown,
Shes a lump, shes wide, ID smack the bitch,
I wish she'd fucking jump off a massive bridge,
Fat ass bitch who sags with massive Tits,
Fucking Hoe who, well never move...BITCH MOVE!!

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[thelonewolfesoldier]

dude you have true potential i would love to hear an original song

[extinkt]

@thelonewolfesoldier check my other videos bro I got original stuff.

[rajeshlister]

hey cool!!!! nice dude...u have ur own style of rapping...y dont u find a dj and create ur own songs...u r capable

[extinkt]

I need a DJ .. im looking :) and thanx for comment

[spooner1621]

man this is ill, same flow shittt, good stuff props

[extinkt]

Thanx dude apreciate that, more songs coming soon :)

[ModernWarfare2Knifer]

when we sexing its perfection my erection is hug...... funnyest line

[thelonewolfesoldier]

@thelonewolfesoldier sorry i meant i like suffocated its very good

[thelonewolfesoldier]

@extinkt awesome i suffocated its very good

[Iquinin]

@prowl1573 bahahaha!

[Iquinin]

@ben016884 no lie, this guy can't rap for shit! im making one soon but its going to be a music video parady, pm me if you wanna see a sneek peak of the lyrics (btw the bg music will be owned by me)

[ben016884]

Fuckin stupid ass parody. just dumb.

[thrashmaster987]

U RULE UR ASS OFF

[TaliaFoxx]

Do you have a speech disability?

[13HUERO]

HELL YEAH THIS IS REALLY GOOD. KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK.