Jaiz - Say No To Drugs

A comedy track about the downsides of taking drugs. My friend and I filmed everything randomly one night for fun and it turned into my first music video.

Filmed and created in November 2009, originally uploaded in December 2009

Lyrics & Vocals by Jaiz
http://jaizmusic.com
Beat by E-Motion-L Productions
http://soundclick.com/emotionlproductions
Directed by Snypod
http://snypod.com

Lyrics
Whoa man the world's a blur
I love the way this room likes to move and turn
Spinning back and forth from side to side
Similar to the way y'all like to ride
Your boss's dick from 9 to 5
And that's why you need to clock in high
Give me another line I need to concentrate
On which ugly chick I'm gonna nominate
To fuck tonight cause I couldn't get a hot date
Unless she connected to my page on myspace
Cause I'm hot on the net making me believe
The web community taking ecstasy
Tell me why am I listening
To Britney while whacking off with hydroglycerin?
It's either because
I'm insane in the brain or these drugs

(Chorus)
I am so fucked up I'm caressing my nuts
With a razor blade
So say no to drugs
Unless you wanna do the same thing

What's up ma do ya like my song?
Hello you gonna talk?
Ohhh your my wall fuck
What's with these roaches up my butt?
Y'all can't be my lovers
I'm wearing a chastity ring like the Jonas Brothers
I'm waiting till I'm married b
But I'm having butt sex wit this faggot g
Wait no I'm fucking a donut
Sweet it only cost me 2 bucks
My bad it's a girl I dated
That went lez and kissed a girl named Katy
Perry so in a way
I kissed Katy too but I'm gettin' no royalties
When I'm done this acid hit
I'm gonna get a lawyer and sue that bitch
I'm just kiddin' I'm crushing on her
Like Rosie O' Donnel on a tiny girl
Yo I gotta drop the mic
Or I just might swallow my tongue tonight

(Chorus)
I am so fucked up I'm caressing my nuts
With a razor blade
So say no to drugs
Unless you wanna do the same thing

Ya know what's sad I really don't do drugs
But when I was born I was dropped on the floor because
I was smacking around the doctor
Cause I didn't wanna be pulled out of my momma
So I just tell people I'm high
When I try to deliver my best pickup lines
To patients in a fuckin' mental ward
And I superglue my dick to my nuts when I'm bored
Cause I wanna be safe don't want to impregnate
Some girl who says "I want you to take
A DNA test on the Maury Show"
So I just masturbate when I'm horny yo
When I step into a club and I bust a move
It looks so damn bad I just gotta use/
Drugs as my excuse when ya do dumb shit
And ya piss people off just tell em' this

I'm high (laughing)
Either that or you can tell em'

(Chorus)
I am so fucked up I'm caressing my nuts
With a razor blade
So say no to drugs
Unless you wanna do the same thing

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Jaiz
• Snypod
• drugs
• weed
• pills
• smoke
• rap
• hip-hop
• comedy
• Jeremy Gentile
• Matthew Snyder

[ghostwhiskey]

what up Jer,its mike blaine. i havent talked to you since the funeral. your comedy shit is fucking cool,i think thats the stuff you do best you should make more. i miss doug everyday and im sure you do even more. im subbing you so get back to me bro

[tanler44]

Love this video man! cant wait for more!

[Jbelll990]

Looooove it jeremy... I showed it to a few friends and they can see me goin "iiiiiiiiiim hiiiiiiiiiiiiggghhhhhh! :D"

[wrestlingkid11]

lol

[aftertouchbeatz]

dude this is dope! i'm diggin the mix; it'd be tight if you could jump on one my beats man, i see you use some soundclick beats, check out my soundclick at AfterTouchBeatz*com

[1LilMegz]

love listening to this! :)all your songs are great! :)

[iloveumore778]

ahhhhh hahahaha

the classic!!!!

blastin this in ma car, ppl lookin at me like wahhhhh

haha

truly a gr8 song

<3

muah muah

~nom nom cherry waterice :)

[iloveumore778]

iiiimmmmmm

hiiiighhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!