Ultimate Epic Rap battles of History Mix Up #1

This is my first Mix Up of the Epic Rap Battle of Histories. Credit goes to Nice Peter and his Co Workers for making these. Here are the Lyrics

Four Score and 65 years in the past
I won the Civil War with my beard
Now I'm here to leg drop your ass back to Beijing!

What's with you voice?
I cant frickin tell
You sound like Ben Franklin
Having sex with a Speak & Spell
I'll school you anywhere
MIT to Oxford
All your fans will be like

You shall not pass

For I invented rap music
When my heart started beating
Chuck Norris doesn't battle
He just allows you to lose
My raps will blow your mind

Like a South Park Puppet show

And this shant be pretty
Let me instruct you how we battle
In the city of Philly

Why don't you freaking Exile yourself
On your little island and hide
cause this is a rap roller coaster
You're not even tall enough to ride
I don't even care how many like stupid
Prussians you've killed
Cause to me you're just the emperor
Of the lollipop guild

You're a pissed off little prick
With a Napoleon dick

How dare you address moi
You adolescent worm
I am French, you are a buck
Tooth nerd with a perm
I spit at you harder than
Tina the llama
Smacking your face
Till your lips swell up
Like Lafawnduh's
Doodle up some friends
You gangly freak show
Before I toss you over
The Mountain like the
Dreams of Uncle Rico
This Bastards about to see
How bad a battle can be
After this your buddy Pedro
Will be voting for me

Hi Billy Mays here
With a special TV offer
Watch me crush this
Bald fat foppish founding father
I'll take my awesome auger
and sow your quaker oats

And I've spread more blood and gore
Than forty score of your puny Civil Wars
Bitch
I split the Union with a roundhouse kick
I wear a black belt on the beard
That I grow on my

Troll doll I'll be stretching out the rhyme
Like gravity stretches time
When you try to put your little p-brane
Against this kind of mind
I'm the best
I'm the Snoop Dogg of science
I'll be dropping

Bitches on your Facebook pages
I'm committing verbal murder
In the major third degree
My name is Beethoven mother fucker
Maybe you've heard of The Easter Bunny
Not the Saint Bernard version
I'm the real OG
You wanna trade blows?

Eat this Korean BBQ!
Hulk Hogen goes down

Is there anybody out there
Who can finish this battle
Anyone, Anyone, I can

I am Adolf Hitler
Commander of the Third Reich
Little Known Fact: Also

Smoke weed for an hour
Everytime I watch your show
All you do is scream at me and

It looks like Chewbacca
Wiped his ass on your head
I'm the next Michael Jackson,
You smell like Gengus Khan

You ugly, rapist, pelt wearing barbarian
What you gonna do?
You got a bucket full of my head
and Fu manchu the Great Wall
Couldn't keep you out of China
Watch me rub my foot for luck and
Stick it right up your vagina

There are 10,000,000
,000,000,000,000,000
,000,000,000
Particles in the universe
That we can observe
Your mama took the ugly ones
And put them into one nerd
You wanna bring the heat
With the Mushroom clouds
You're making, I'm about to

Make it rain, you block bullets
With your beard? I catch'em
With my skull I'd make fun
of Walker, Texas Ranger
But I've never even seen

A transvestite with a keyboard
Trying to be a freak of the year
Your voice sounds like a rooster
Having sex with a frog they put
A lot of lipstick on you but
You still look like dog

Because my voice is incredible
And your music is terrible
Who even listen to Classical anyway?
Even Elise wants to do me and
Now that you're right next to me
I can understand why they used a dog
To play you in the movies
Sit down son and let me give you a
Music lesson

You are the sum of everything I despise
With the most dysfunctional family
Since the Jackson fucking five

Sacrebleu
Tas une te'te a faire
Sauter les plaques d'egouts
I'm going to shove your
Moon boots straight up
Your poop shoot
I'll whip you so bad
They'll make a virgin meringue
You're the only type of dynamite
That's never going to bang.

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Tags:

• Epic
• Rap
• Battle
• of
• History
• remix

[izzy9035]

I'll tell you who won- Mr. rogers in a blood-stained sweater :D

[Randyater]

Thumbs up for the Ultimate Showdown.

[wynneaj1234]

@Randyater Yeah you did a great job respecting my opinion when you removed it from the comments section. see just like you dont know what creativity means, you dont know what respect means, cause your repeating somthing you've heard " respect your opinion" " creative" without thinking about what your actually saying. you think just cause you put some shit together with win movie maker that makes you creative, just like when u draw shit in art class, dont make it art just because you tried.

[Randyater]

First I didn't just remove your comments if you look first before you speak, I also removed some others. Next dont put words in my mouth saying that I said this was creative. I never said this was Creative, I only did this for fun. Last I bet if you told Nice Peter About this video he would say this is pretty good and that I didn't steal anything from him because I give him and all his co workers credit for making the orignals.

[jakewidsrocks]

@Randyater Dude that...that was one of the most epic things i have EVER SEEN

[Randyater]

Thanks man. I am trying to make more.

[inazuma93]

how bout this:

four score and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000­,000,000 years in the past i won the civil war with my TROLL DOLL and i'm here to EAT THIS KOREAN BARBECUE thumbs up if this is a great idea

[samonthelamb]

Is there....Anyone who can finish this rap battle? Anyone.....

I AM ADOLF HITLER! :D

[GITMASTERZ]

nice attempt but you could have tried it more e.g you could have used the 10billion part

[LordOfChurros]

Ive been dropping BITCHES ON YOUR FACEBOOK PAGES

[LordOfChurros]

You sound like BEN FRANKLIN having sex with a speak and spell LMAO

[GirlInKylesHat]

It said south park!!! South park is my life and im dedicated to it!!!!

[lilaviq]

Never mind.

[lilaviq]

Please upload lyrics!

[Kwong384]

I don't know if I love it or hate it.

[SonicsSuit4]

This seems more like a YouTube Poop to me, but thats just my opinion