freecreditreport.com parody - Sexualhistoryreport.com - free credit report

A parody of those ubiquitous FREE Credit Report Dot Com ads. Download your own copy of the short at sexualhistoryreport.com

An Oregon man lists people on his website that he says have incurable STDs

I was dating this guy that was hot for me.
Too bad I didn't know his sexual history
Turns out he had some major STDs.
Now I'm rolling to my gyno with venereal disease
F-R-E-E that spells FREE sexual history report dot come baby
Thought this only happened on TV
Should have made him wear a condom but was too horny
So instead of getting sex, I'm getting fat
I'm at the doctor's every outbreak and my pussies getting laughed at
F-R-E-E that spells FREE sexual history report dot come baby

Starring Jamie Frank, Vic Clay, Art Laurie, and Linda Multer
Written, Produced, and Directed by Kevin Anderton
Co-produced by Vic Clay
Shot by David Tames
Edited and Assisted Directed by David Kornfeld
Music by George O'Connor
Lyrics by Kevin Anderton
Vocals by Nicole Bockman

freecreditreport.com

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• anderton
• midnightchimes
• freecreditreport.com
• creditreport.com
• creditreportdotcom
• credit
• report
• pirates
• sexual
• STD
• sex

[leadmare56]

0:30!!lol "report that creep today!"

[LAHE11RAISER]

lollololoolololoololololololol­oolololololoolololololololol fuckin hilarious!

[UltraNooob1]

0:35 exactly

[ZombieTeen666]

hahaha... xDDD that dude wasa a creeper!

[TAkabir]

Mommy I am scared!!!!

[pr0nm8]

You have a Klingon forehead. w00t.

[SantaNMS]

I love those Free Credit Report.Com commercials!! This parody is Hillarious!!! 

[Arrowatch]

I'm not saying I didn't like the commercial.

I'm not saying it does have a message...

I'm saying I'm officially afraid of women. And men. x.X

[BukkakeSniper]

Wtf is she eating???

[chrongrower1]

you forgot to say offer applies with enrollment in triple advantage. lol

[tbristol37]

God... if only this was real!!!

[silmoovamp66]

This is hilarious! LMAO ROFL