Possessed SOEv4 RODC vs my workstation, and my workstation lost :(

Our main server was upgraded at the beginning of the year. At first we were hopeful about a positive outcome, the upgrade techs left, and it was then the evil spirit began to manifest itself...

This video is of my own poor workstation, about 2 weeks after the upgrade, going insane due to psychological warfare perpetrated by our demon server.

To help you understand how this came about, here are some of the devilish tricks it plays on us...

It pounces and attacks our poor workstations when they're asleep, causing them to leap with fright and fall off the network...

It yells at printers until they collapse into the fetal position and spit out incomprehensible garbage. At other times, it doesn't talk to them at all, but mesmorises the printers until they entirely forget who they once were...

It spreads lies, causing workstations to come to blows over IP addresses they thought were free...

It lets you log on, welcoming you to the network with a wry smile, and then denies you access to everything except some obscure corner of C drive you dare not save to 'cause you're sure you'll never see your work again...

It will send your Roaming Profile to Microsoft for tech support, to GoogleEarth for viewing, or to Facebook so everybody can comment on it, before it will ever send it to your workstation...

It will let you open Outlook, but only tell you the subject lines. If you complain and restart Outlook it will promptly forget your password, and not let you back in at all...

It has created an Eleventh Commandment: 'Thou shalt have three and only three desktop icons'...

If you add to your icons, it reserves the right to banish them at any moment, restoring the original three...

It will spit on your choice of desktop background... it will let you see it for a moment, but then crush that nice scene or family portrait, blocking them out with MS regulation blue...

It's overall goal is to attempt to control the user's mind by doing this while strobing the monitors at random and frequent intervals...

...and finally...

It manages to do all this without leaving any trace in the logs, and ONLY when Server Support are not watching!

It's possessed I tell you !!!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• SOE
• SOE4
• SOEv4
• RODC
• funny
• comedy
• possessed
• computer

[KirwanBrosProduction]

LOL, DARE YOU TO DO THAT TO THE WHOLE SCHOOLS COMPUTER

[SlipKn0t888]

Huston we have a problem

[misterTxVideo]

Needs a dose of Holy Water!

[jjjunkify]

lol