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Uploaded on Jun 10, 2008

i'm not a ladies man, i'm a landmine
filming my own fake death
under an '88 cavalier i go
but-but-but-but nothing but the rear bumper's blown
but i's born for this flight,
united 955 on the fifth of july
back the SFO
i join the dark side
in a thin disguise caught
on consumer grade video at the height

faking suicide for applause
in the food courts of malls
and cursing racing horses on church steps
playing the wall at singles bingo
all time gringo
did anyone hear me cry there
through a toilet stall divider
i swear i care.

i am an example of a calculated birth
to a star chart for clowns, im not
under robins' eggs in a nest, you hit a manilla
envelope with one last little robins' egg in it;

a hollow bullet yet spent.
subject to dismissal
i wish all my pitfalls
could be called by this call:

cheery-a cheery-e cheery-i cheery-o cheery-u

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  • Kortni Savell

    Boooo

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  • mrdaltofrevr2

    I hope your tat doesn't have an apostrophe between your and s

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  • StealOfApproval

    Tatted IN you? Like a kidney tattoo? I've heard of those

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  • Roberto Villafana

    and I hope it isnt actually tatted in you

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  • Jackson Clarkson

    does anyone have any band/song recommendation in this same style (like a indie folk rap)?

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  • William Gee

    If that looks sarcastic, which it may, (tone is so fucking hard) it really isn't.

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  • William Gee

    That is fucking brilliant. Well done! I am laughing as I write this.

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  • al shaffer

    i joined the dark side

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  • Kathryn O'Keefe-Burroughs

    You don't say.

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  • Alena Horan

    great^)

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  • laeth alkhoraigi

    Black people :D

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